I feel so bad for children these days! They're under so much pressure, with all the adult rules and structure we place upon them. That's why I try to let my kids just be kids! They should have fun while they're young, and they'll end up being stronger for it!
Kids learn by trying new things. They need to drift out to the deep end of the pool to learn that they can't swim. They need to split their heads open to learn that bikes are dangerous. They need to be seriously electrocuted every now and then to understand the dangers of a unprotected outlet.
I guess it's not the basic protection that bothers me so much. It's the overprotection! These parents put their kids in helmets and pads. They dress their kids in snowsuits, even when there isn't any snow on the ground. These little brats are growing up to be sissies!
Another problem I've noticed lately is with the anti-bacterial soaps and gels. Kids build their immunities by being exposed to germs, not by being shielded from them! I'm not saying you should serve their dinner out of a dead cat's ass. I'm just saying...they're not surgeons! So let them be kids! The grubbier they are, they healthier they'll become!
The very worst parents out there are the ones who get into other parents' biz-nass! I've actually gotten a couple calls from other girls' parents about my daughters Myspace page. Apparently they found her pictures offensive. I told them that if my teenage daughter wants to show her ass on myspace, that's her thing! She's young and just trying to have fun! It's not like she's some kind of whore!
Anyway, just think about this the next time you see someone wiping off a kids mouth, making a kid attend school, or forcing them to tie their shoes. Kids should have fun and be young! They should kiss and punch and bleed their way to maturity the old fashioned way!
P.S. Friend me on Myspace, where I've posted some sexy pics of my own!
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
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3 comments:
Hell Yeah,
I cannot wait for the day one of these parents call to complain about my kids...I will promptly take off their Croc and shove it up their ass!
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What's your daughter's myspace address?? lol kthnxbye
If America possessed more females such as thee there never would have been a need to implement the Females as Property Movement not its adjunct, the Dump Your Dame Movement.
If the Females as Property Movement ever succeeds in implementing its semi-stated goals society-wide you, Jocelyn, will be one of the small minority of females allowed full and unlimited access to adult society.
I, the Mighty Obbop, star of neither stage nor screen, would not be surprised if several statues were emplaced in sundry strategic locations honoring you.
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