Friday, April 3

Keep marijuana illegal!

As a married woman and mother of four, you'd probably expect me to support the current state of marijuana laws. It may surprise you to learn that I'm a regular marijuana smoker. Knowing that, you may expect me to be pro-legalization. Once again, you'd be wrong. I'm firmly against the legalization of marijuana. But unlike most folks on my side of the argument, I have solid reasons for taking this stance.

For one thing, my cousins are prison guards. Their job security depends on constant prison overcrowding. They also make good money supplying marijuana to certain prisoners. And it's understood that most drug convicts make excellent prison bitches for the truly violent offenders. Simply put, legalization would put our nation's fragile prison economy at risk!

That's just the start. Think about how illegal drugs give our law enforcement a valuable tool in arresting minorities when need be. Additionally, legalizing marijuana would strip our state police departments of their ability to seize and auction off the homes and cars of anyone carrying more than a half ounce of marijuana. You think taxes on decriminalized marijuana could make up the loss? Think again!

Another drawback of legalization is that everyone who is now drug free will probably start smoking the day it's all legalized. This is particularly troublesome because these newbs will start freaking out. School buses will be crashing left and right, companies will fold under a weight of too many sick days, and folks will stop taking themselves so seriously. That's pretty much what happened before the fall of Rome!

Even if we can look past the threat to our adult population, we must consider the children. Once legally regulated, marijuana will be as hard for kids to buy as alcohol is now. So you've got to wonder about what they'll go for next. Freon huffing? Suppository abuse? Free-based jenkem? By the time we know what the next thing is they'll already be hooked!

Of course our more enterprising young people won't be able to focus on their studies, because that $200 per night profit from dealing drugs will be gone. Rather than just selling a few bags on a Friday night, these once promising young students would be forced to spend 12-16 of their best hours per week in low paying fast food or grocery bagging jobs. Parents can kiss those straight "A" report cards goodbye!

So as you compose that letter to your representatives in congress, begging them to legalize pot, prepare yourself for the bleak future that follows. Today's drug mafia leaders will become tomorrows high-paid consultants for major corporations. They'll be deliberately tainting our marijuana supplies with addictive carcinogens, much the same way tobacco and soft drinks are tainted today. Sure, you're laughing now. You won't be laughing when the blood's flying, and you're screaming!

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Paul said...

Why is common sense so uncommon. This is the most unfounded non fact based bunch of uneducated dribble Ive read in weeks. Thank you for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

get a fukin life all that is bullsh!t do a little more research sweety if we legalize it we will stop cutting trees down to make paper among other things. And u r right we will not need as many police officers b/c we won't need them well all i have to say is 2BAD if they wanna make something illigel make it CIGS b/c they can kill marijuana can't

Stonedassgator said...

Wow, what a racist ignorant cunt you are.

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a racist ignorant cunt you are.
I second that, But what do you expect for a trashy ass whore who to this day has no idea who her baby's daddy is.

TooSlim73 said...

Jocelyn, we've know each other for a long time, if you know where to score Jenkem I need to know.

NOW

Quit holding out on me.

Shimmy said...

great article! as a regular marijuana user I strongly agree with your take.

also love that you threw in jenkem! hahaha

Damn Fine said...

So you want to keep cannabis illegal so your cousins can have job security? Even if legalization causes prison populations to shrink, which it won’t because if you’re dumb enough to get busted for possession the chances are high that you’re involved in much more illegal activity, but if it did you can bet that your cousins will be the first ones to be considered for the jobs of checking cannabis tax stamps. But just the fact that you believe that just because your cousins make a living off of imprisoning, socially and financially damning otherwise decent people, and then turning around and committing the offenses of those they are guarding should not justify the ant-cannabis laws for anyone even you. Even by your logic for every one guard who could potentially get laid off there’s at least 2 dozen families whose lives are ruined because the bread winner got convicted of using cannabis. Also you said it was a good thing that the homes and cars of drug offenders are taken away and sold off? I’m getting a sinking feeling that if you lived in 1942 Berlin you would have supported the Final Solution just because your brother-in-law was making a mint from renting cattle cars to the government and you would get to move into the bigger apartment nextdoor.

And you think that if kids can’t get a hold of cannabis then they’ll start huffing freon? News Flash, as long as cannabis is illegal and unregulated then your kids are more likely to inhale freon from smoking tainted cannabis than if it were legal, kids huffing freon willingly only happens because the schools and government tell them so much about the dangers of cannabis but hardly warn them about inhalants. And you think that cannabis legalization will cause America’s infrastructure to collapse from all the people freaking out and getting sick. Well that’s already happening, ever hear of alcohol?

Anonymous said...

Where do you think the profits go from the privitazation of the prison system-used to be called ?Wankenhut-new name now-corporations that make money for the average worker's 401K's and retirement accts and pay money to legislators to represent their interests. I think it is called money laundering when illegal profits (shadow economy) are funneled back into the regular economy..causing economic instability...drug wars are just another symptom of a corrupt economy...and never acknowledged in polite society...same situation that has been going on worldwide for centuries--slave trade--rum trade--all these
'industries" built the great fortunes of the past and today...

Anonymous said...

Josh, I think you're losing it a bit.

Rather than just selfishly focusing on your own relatives whose living would be affected by legalization, you should have thought about the hundreds of thousands of others who are daily and heroically involved in the continuous War on Drugs. Many of their jobs would be lost too. What are we expected to do with all of those unemployed?

And also, wouldn't the quality of illegal street drugs be negatively affected?

You really have to start thinking about other people.

Anonymous said...

A key question is whether we continue a system in which all of the money flows to criminals and guns, or do legalize and tax marijuana so the money can flow to the public treasury and rebuilding America.

Support a personal use and cultivation permit: $100 for twelve plants. Let's let ordinary Americans grow a little marijuana in their own backyards and put the criminal drug lords out of business.

Anonymous said...

Damn ladie learn your facts, this is the most hypocritical, ignorant statment iv ever read. Miss, are you mentally retarded? Because thats the only expliation i can find of this. Obviously your a prime example of people with fear of weed, that havent done any sort of education of cannabis.

LEGALIZE CANNABIS TODAY!

Your a dumb redneck said...

Your a redneck piece of shit and you blame everyone but yourself for anything bad. Your kids aren't fuck ups you are your redneck, tooth missing, meth addict.

BTW good job linking us to your cousins, Im reporting them to the authorities for selling marijuana to inmates, good thinking!

Anonymous said...

I guess that now one of her relatives is using craigslist. This sounds almost identical to her.
http://richmond.craigslist.org/rnr/1114233107.html
But then again trash knows trash

Anonymous said...

I love the commenters. they take this so serious and they look like idiots..

Anonymous said...

Congrats, I've sent the picture of your cousins to all the prisons of your state along with a letter explaining them not doing there job by selling cannabis to inmates. You might want them to sell, but now they are going to be unemployed.

Jordan said...

She sites one of her favorite books ones of Dr. Phil's retard-ism.

That's enough for me to forget about this article.

obbop said...

Cannabis makes me touch myself.

For lengthy periods.

Repeatedly.

Lots of touching.

Even in my naughty place.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you are a stupid bitch. But then again, you are also american so i guess you are obligated to be.

Anonymous said...

Please... go kill yourself now you ignorant piece of no brained trash. This is why people should not be able to post blogs on the internet unless they have proof they have an IQ greater than 60, which this article proves you do NOT. I am sickened at your lack of human compassion and idiotic "no non-sense" ideals, it is sad that anyone can speak such filth even over the internet and take pride in having their toothless picture next to it.

Anonymous said...

bitch have you heard of the NEW WORD ORDER,SKULL AND BONES,GLOBAL UNION,ILLUMANATI? get the fuck outta my face UHURU!!!!!!!!! KILL THE DEVIL

Anonymous said...

lol ur funny, y do u even care!

there is no good bud where u come from anyways

so keep ur opion to urself!

cause i know u have nothing better to do anyways

Anonymous said...

umm I THINK THIS HAS SOME TRUE FACTS...BUT MOST OF IT IS IGNORANCE..I DONT THINK MARIGUANA SHOULD BE LEGALIZED..I CAN SEE YOUR POINT OF VIEW ON OFFICERS KINDA LOOSING THEIR JOBS OR W.E IF WEED IS LEGALIZED...I THINK THE GOV SHOULD WORK HARDER ON WEED CONSUMERS LIKE EVERY1 SMOKES IT AND THEY THINK ITS OK...LIKE U WILL ALWAYS BE SEEN AS WRONG IN SOCIETY CUZ U USING DRUGS DAT KILL UR BRAIN CELLS...AND THEY R SO HOOKED. UGHH I HATE POTHEADS I WISH THE POLICE WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT AS A SERIOUS DEAL.

Anonymous said...

This is slowly becoming my favorite blog, it gets better every day, and the comments are a huge bonus. YOUR a dumb redneck? lol #irony

glenneroo said...

i love you! lets make babies, move to south america, open up a new drug cartel, use our babies as slave labour, and sell cocoa beans to ignorant americans (bundled with bonus packages of cocaine for our good customers)!!

and it makes me squeel, the amount of hatemail you receive! have you considered hooking up with Maddox? he's also got quite a baseball-bat wielding fan-club... though he doesn't compare on the level of wit found here.

Sarah Palin Is Crazy said...

hilarious stuff. by the way Jim Webb rules. Best Senator EVER!

Anonymous said...

What kind of self-respecting redneck has a hyphenated last name? You're a closet liberal Mrs. Testes-Harder.

Anonymous said...

Wow, so you're anti-pot, but pro arresting minorities just because they aren't white? And you don't research your rants before you make them. Why am I not surprised? You are making a really poor case for the anti-pot crowd so if I were you I would just stop while you're behind.

Anonymous said...

This is a fine piece of writing, and a welcome dose of common sense with humor to boot.

Well done.

Anonymous said...

"Keep it illegal so a small minority make money from all the innocent people whose lives have been ruined by a corrupt criminal justic system."

You are a stupid bitch.
You are a stupid bitch.
You are a stupid bitch.

Anonymous said...

You believe that a couple of corrupt prison guards keeping there jobs is more important than the issue of millions of non violent people locked up and kept away from their lives and families for doing the exact same thing that you do? So selfish!

Anonymous said...

about the part when you said something about the kids dealing pot.
a. if they are out on the streets dealing pot, they probably aren't straight A students
b. woulndt you rather have you kid working at a grocery store than out on the street with the risk of being arrested or KILLED?
c.even if they do legalize it it will be for 21+ so kids WILL get a hold of it and deal it to other KIDS.

Anonymous said...

I was always for the legalization of marijuana, but after seeing these readers inability to recognize sarcasm, it almost makes me think twice. Either marijuana actually makes people stupid, or just tons of stupid people enjoy marijuana. Hard to tell.

Anonymous said...

This is by far one of the dumbest blogs I have ever read. Don't legalize because then our kids are going to start taking real drugs!?!? What world are you living in? And wtf is that about using marijuana to arrest minorities? Please stfu and get off the internet.

Anonymous said...

you are by far the dumbest person I have met, maybe even the dumbest bitch to have ever existed. When your cousins get caught smuggling drugs to our prisoners and your house gets auctioned off and your kids get sent to Juvie for selling the shit you might change your mind

Tony said...

These commenters add so much to the comedic value of your writings.

dasha said...

God, some of these comments really prove the idiom, "The masses are asses" don't they?

But you've left out the most important reason for keeping marijuana illegal - it's a major export for many of our less fortunate neighbors. The economy would collapse! All hell would break loose!

Oh, wait... *checks the stock market*

Never mind. :P

Anonymous said...

let me tell you something,
i'm a regular weed smoker and guess what?!
i have great grades and probably are doing something more with my life than you have ever done in your life.

i really do hope your cousins get caught smuggling drugs to the prisoners.
that would be great.

Anonymous said...

by the way, you're very racist.
maybe we should keep you off the street.

Anonymous said...

First off Im going to start by saying Im for legalizing marijuana. I think all that stuff you said was pretty much a bunch of shit. Alot of that shit you said sounded pretty ignorant, stupid, and racist. News Flash! If they legalized pot there would still be plenty of people in prison. What about herion, cocaine, and all those other illegal drugs. Not to mention all the rapists and murderers out there. Besides you can go to prison for just about anything this day in age. Not only that but our economy has already gone to shit. There are millions of people out there that dont have a job and boo hoo your cousins can join them too. Im sure they can find something better to do than supply immates with narcotics. Legalizing marijuana wont make anything worse than it all ready is. Oh yea and back to the prison thing. I lived in Colonial Heights for 12 years. I know about all the drugs and crime that go on in and around the metro area. So there you go. There will always be someone going to jail. And i know how bad the cops are in that area so i know they will still have plenty of people to pull over and arrest. As for the racist comment... i dont blame you. Ive never seen as many racist red necks anywhere else in my life than in Colonial Heights and the surrounding areas. Common Wealth my ass. Common shit is more like it. But hey! no worries Im sure Obama will make it all better for us....

Anonymous said...

This Blog pissed me off so badly i think i might have posted something too many times.

Anonymous said...

Truthfully The writer should follow the soon to be defunct policy our military follows - "the Don't ask Don't tell" policy. After all we don't want all these wonderful people to think that this writer has morals, sense, ethics, virtues, and anything other than a socialist agenda.
If there was a more close-minded, self-centered, egotistical worthless excuse for a human being, I would hand that person a marriage proposal to Osama, you would be a perfect match. BTW you should actually listen and read some of the opinions the commentors have posted; take the bull for bull, but DO NOT take it all as bull. Some of the commentors actually have well-deserved opinions. Also in regards to your backwards opinion of "potheads", You would be surprised that quite a few people- very public people, have "partaked" and still do smoke pot willingly and joyously. Does it make you feel comfortable that you may of indirectly sent a mother's son to jail just because he decided to smoke a joint and made sure that all of his heavily intoxicated friends got home safely- which they did; but mister police officer comes by arrests him for his car smelling like pot now has to pay astronomical amounts of money to courts where a few blocks away an alcoholic kills four people and GETS AWAY WITH IT?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but yet some(i.e. you) need to open up a bit more and change. IS That what Obama said to get elected?

Anonymous said...

this has to be the most dumbest,, stupidest, ignorant reason why not to Legal marijuana. You my friend need to stop smoking that meth with the weed. You cousins probably raped the people in there but to save ther jobs?? kill yo self

Anonymous said...

forget about the article I can't believe she got laid several times with a mug like that ... talk about the "fog of war"

Anonymous said...

I just feel sorry for your husband and your kids for having to deal with a red neck moron like yourself. Do you even have a double wide yet or are ya still stick in that single. You fucking self serving bitch.

Anonymous said...

people like these who didnt get the article are why it may be another ten years before it gets fully legal.

Jocelyn you give me a stiffy!

HELMAR said...

Slavery was a good business too, too bad that shut those poor old cotton barons.

Just about every justification you give for illegality is either factually inaccurate, horribly immoral, or both.

I agree with Paul, good for a laugh, logically absurd, and generally downright evil.

Anonymous said...

I think you done smoked yourself retarded! sounds like the rantings of some hillbilly degenerate has-been.

San Francisco Knitter said...

i fell out reading your blog. AND your responses to comments. i woke up my husband. thanks.

Anonymous said...

This is why women will NEVER hold place in high powers. Dumb cunt.

Annie said...

Okay, So I was totally laughing before I read the comments section...*scratches head*...Are these people serious!

anyhow, Loved your post!...and if you smoke Marijuana, You gotta come down visit Pakistan... You will never be able to let go of churss!...

*high five*...Keep writing :)

Wastecase said...

Every 5th grader knows that marijuana is deadly, and evil. Our government tells us so.

Jacob said...

You truly are stupid. Oh boo-hoo your cousins may lose their jobs, big FUCKING deal, prison overcrowding is a bad thing, especially if it's for something as small as smoking yourself a joint, or selinng some for a quick bit of money, IT'S YOUR FUCKING FREEDOM, you have the right to smoke it, do whatever you want in your home, it's one thing if you are actually hurting people, but if you just want the high, then don't listen to this bitch, she obviously knows NOTHING. And to be so ignorant as to be a regular smoke of pot, and wanting it illegal, truly pathetic. Do some more studying, it may show how stupid you sounded, because for me, I'm laughing my ass off right now. Goodbye.

Anonymous said...

I personally think it should be leagleized not only could it help the economy with new taxes but it could also let our drug enforcement officers focus on the more hsrmfull stuff I.e meth,crack,heroin,LSD being a former user of some of the harder drugs I know what they do to peoples lives I know many many pot smokers and they never had as much trouble not only that it has been around since 6000 BC it's a natural herb it has been studied for many years has proven curitive properties for some forms of cancer and for other cancer paitents helps them to eat. Alcohol is leagle and it's 10000 times worse personally I use canabis to help me sleep at night I have severe mental ilnesses and it helps to slow my racing thoughts enough to sleep Anyway this is just my opinion as for jocelyn this is her opinion this is a free country people shouldn't be rude I'd hateful because someone exercises their right to free speech no matter how they dissagree thank you

Anonymous said...

This is the absolute dumbest thing in the world. And some of these comments are retarded too. Drug dealers and anybody that's gotten people hooked on drugs should be lined up and shot. I've lost a lot of friends from drugs and I've seen what they do to people. I can never look at them the same way I once did. Your cousins are fucking stupid too.

Anonymous said...

Ok seriously this is a bunch of bullshit coming from a clearly uneducated individual. You have no facts to back up any or your rambling statements. The fact of the matter is that cannabis is California's BIGGEST cash crop and if it is taxed in the ways the current bills in question are pushing for. it will make over $1 billion that our government desperately needs right now.

Anonymous said...

You're absolutely right. I'm 16 and it's freaking impossible to get alcohol for me. If stores started selling bud, the dealers I go to would stop and I would be left dry.
I'd still rather have it legal, though.
Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

smoke crack too?

Anonymous said...

you're what i'd call a psycho bitch.

Harry said...

Love it Love it Love it.....

marry me!!!

I've got a few friends in the prison industry, we could start our own grow farm, sell to our people, and retire happily.


Think about it!!

Givinguattention said...

Dear Toothless in the boonies,
You owe me 5 minutes of my life back for reading that article. I'm sure everyone will look past the fact you just sold your cousins out (who I'm sure deserve it).
KKKeep up the racist creepiness.
See you in hell!
Cheebasaurus Rex

Anonymous said...

Honey, I have three boys, 19,20 and 24, I raised on my own since 1995. I would WAY rather have them use the HERB marijuana than take up ANY other vice or "addiction", and that includes caffine, sugar, TV, video games, etc.. You are just plain ignorant. Educate yourself. The HERB can be vaporized or consumed. It does not have to be smoked(thus "smoking harms") eliminated. The effects are mild and for very many people theraputic for a variety of conditions. Like everything else on this planet it's not for everybody but those who don't like it shouldn't impose their opinions/morals/values on the rest of us! And if you think for one minute that the "illegal" status of the HERB is due to democratic vote you are even more ignorant than I thought. I'm sorry but I think You are a moral hypocrite and a bad example to your children because you are closed minded, intolerant and self rightious. THAT's what you are teaching them besides the fact that all the propoganda are LIES so then why should they trust the rest of what they're "told". Teach your kids to THINK FOR THEMSELVES. Infact, try it yourself.

Anonymous said...

"Of course our more enterprising young people won't be able to focus on their studies, because that $200 per night profit from dealing drugs will be gone. Rather than just selling a few bags on a Friday night, these once promising young students would be forced to spend 12-16 of their best hours per week in low paying fast food or grocery bagging jobs. Parents can kiss those straight "A" report cards goodbye!"


Speaking from personal experience, I can honestly say that middle- and high-school weed dealers are very seldom straight-"A" students to begin with.

Anonymous said...

*facepalm*@commentors

Andrew said...

Sadly, your views are based on poor judgement, being a weed dealer may have benefits of not having to work at a regular paying job, but there will still be those that are underage needing a good hook up, once it becomes legalized, the dutch (Amsterdam) have a good community, where marijuana is legalized, have a great economy and not everybody smokes marijuana, because it's legal it's become a natural trend like drinking, it's something they do once in a while not everyday, because it has nothing addictive in it, the smokers today is more of a hype of smoking because its illegal, if it becomes legal not everybody is gonna start smoking, you obviously only know a tight knit group of friends, and family aka your prison guard cousins who do illegally harbor in drugs to inmates, they are the scum who should be in jail for all the marijuana defenders.

law enforcement doesn't need seized cars and houses to make profit, they make money by the state, hence why they are pissed tested monthly, you dumbass.

driving under the influence doesn't mean school buses are gonna crash, there will obviously still be DUI for driving while high and not being allowed to smoke if you drive a bus or any public transport, there will be rules based around the legalization, you really didn't think before writing this did you? weed and alcohol are two different playing fields, if a kid really wanted to smoke, obviously one of his friends or one of the many drug dealers still left, harboring non government weed will profit from the crowd of youth not being able to buy from the stores, if they start huffing or doing other drugs it's their own choice not the choice of the government or the legalization of marijuana.

once again back to the beginning of thinking dealing pot has anything to do with grades, no, grades are based on how smart you are as an individual, not how much free time you have, regular jobs aka PART TIME JOBS for college students still allow plenty of time for studying and homework, therefore you are wrong, and the money to pay for college, student loans, paying back student loans, the education they got from college and getting a well designed career can enable you to pay them back.

They can't taint marijuana with addicted substances, FDA will ban that, because its an all natural substance mixing it with such a substance as nicotine will reverse the effect.
and marijuana being legalized is more than just for smoking, it can used for fuel, clothes and over 2500 items, soft drinks addicting? are you on crack, or are you just that stupid in general? a married mother of four, i hope your kids aren't as dimwitted as you.

I fully support the legalization of marijuana from here out to the day I die, because your reasons for keeping it illegal are of a simple minded American with no education in the history and full on used of marijuana/hemp.

Have a nice day and do some research before you post some simple minded argument, clearly you don't have your facts straight, come back another day, when your head is out of your ass and you have learned some real hard on facts.

Anonymous said...

What a pigignorant fuck. Retard.

Anonymous said...

you sound like a fool, do your research before making claims like this
you claim that it's harder for youths to buy marijuana than alcohol. are you in high school? do you know whats going on in high schools? clearly not.
im a high school senior and know first hand that it is MUCH easier to buy weed than alcohol. since alcohol sales are regulated, stores are less willing to sell to minors. however, dealers do business underhanded and therefore are much more willing to sell to minors.
and for your information, if weed was legalized after the initial burst of smokers the trend will die down, and more importantly become REGULATED

Anonymous said...

Oh, I see. Because it's legal, you assume that everyone in the world would suddenly decide smoking pot should be mixed with everything else, and they definitely wouldn't regulate that at all. I mean, it's not like there are laws in place for similar substances, like alcohol, right.

Your prison-based "fact" hurt my brain. You'd rather put tons of people in jail (for something you already do, what the hell?) in order to fund prison guards than worry about the state of the entire prison system? Good thing when you mentioned "overcrowding" you completely failed to grasp what the word meant.

And yes, people losing their homes and cars? That's a great thing.

ipityyou said...

So...you're smoke marijuana and enjoy it but want to keep it illegal so your family could have more profit and minorities could go to jail?

If the dictionary is to ever be reprinted you name should be put right between 'Evil' and 'Rasict'.

Matty said...

Just stumbled across this, linked from Cracked.com. Busting my gut at all these commenters who forgot to read between the lines. It gets funnier the farther down you go since they've had plenty of help in figuring it out. How sad... Each comment like this is somewhat like a filter that seperates the different levels of hilariously retarded comments. With that said I'm still anticipating a bunch to come in below mine. Anyway, I enjoyed your article. It really hits the nail on the head in alot of ways. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

"Another drawback of legalization is that everyone who is now drug free will probably start smoking the day it's all legalized. This is particularly troublesome because these newbs will start freaking out. School buses will be crashing left and right, companies will fold under a weight of too many sick days, and folks will stop taking themselves so seriously. That's pretty much what happened before the fall of Rome!"
Oohh yeaah like Alcohol , the end of the world because its legal , legal its not Anarchy.

Anonymous said...

Did you know you just said your cousins commit a felony. Where you also have a link to a page with pictures of their faces, names and any other information required to idk someone file a report on them, using your page as proof. Thus proving how intelligent you are.

Evan said...

Because marijuana is illegal, it took me three months of redtape and hoop jumping to finally get a prescription. I need it because I cant take antidepressants, and Im severely bipolar. And where is this half ounce rule? I got arrested for having a 1/2 on me a while back, but they just took it and let me go. Yup, what 'they' say is true. Have a few kids, smoke some weed, and become a nonsensical, racist dumbass. Congrats Jocelyn.

Jon said...

bahaha, don't forget the price of pot has remained constant, in the 90's it was roughly the same price as gold, ounce for ounce ,I wonder if it was legal would we now be paying 1000 dollars an ounce ?

Smoker said...

wow, you smoked yourself retarded

Anonymous said...

Great article. I laughed while reading it, and I'm crying now while reading all of these criminally stupid comments.

My faith in humanity got a +1 after reading your post, and a big -5000 after reading the comments.

Anonymous said...

ya, im gonna continue smoking, legal or not, toodles

Anonymous said...

You were obviously high when you wrote this.
Funny shit.

Anonymous said...

Ma'am, do you really mean about the things you say about prison? Prison is a bad place, ma'am. You can get fucked in the ass 'til you freakin' can't control your shit flow and just shit yourself everytime you feel like you need to go for a dump. and don't forget the violence that happens there. inside that wall killing is not so taboo, when they're inside they feel like they have nothing to lose, and do whatever the hell they want. they're already in a fookin' jail anyway. Imagine all of that freakin' things happening to you, only because you got arrested for possessing some herbs. I don't know what kind of person you are, ma'am, but I can quite tell that you are not too bright, yet thinks that you are really, really bright and informed. your vision of life, yourself, and the world around you is just a bit screwed up. probably.

Anonymous said...

you are a waste of space and smoking the pot of people who care and count in this world. heavily consider suicide. it'll save everyone money.

mannox said...

Hey cracker jack (and I'm not just talking about your teeth), I think Hugh Laurie said it best - you are an idiot. Marijuana is probably the least dangerous drug out there. It helps terminal patients with pain. Legalizing it would create millions of jobs, nationwide. Look at regions around the world where it has already been legalized, and tell me how much it has improved economic growth.

Try, for once, to think for yourself. Go outside your bubble. Get some sun. And for god's sake, stop chewing tinfoil.

alex said...

you know.... with all these people leaving comments letting you know how absolutely retarded you are, do you still think your opinions right??? i mean ive met some dumb women and read some stupid blogs but this one definitely takes the cake... and i mean THE WHOLE CAKE. your ignorance is outstanding if they gave out trophies you would dominate that world like lebron james. your reasoning is pathetic. job security??? how bout what you pay to feed all those people???? all of us pay for that shit. this debt in our economy would dwindle if they legalized it and you ,now that is true. do you have any idea how much money we would bring in from taxes if they legalized it??? enough to pay for obamas health care plane all by itself.... you have a lot of research to do... and by the looks of your pic you dont have very long to do it. and you calling others newbs about smoking is the pot calling the kettle black. your an idiot ma'am please parish in some explosive way.

Anonymous said...

you think we should keep it illegal so that your crooked cop relatives can make a little more money on the side? WTF?!? its a good way to be able to arrest people and be able to perform search and seizures? WTF is wrong with you? you have got to be one of the dumbest fucking people ive heard on the argument of legalization/decriminalization or not.....wow...

Anonymous said...

You're the kind of person that makes me cry myself to sleep at night.
Please Please PLEASE...
Dont have any more kids.

Anonymous said...

okay where do you live cause you are an idiot and belong in jail with the rest of your redneck family. the prison is not supposed to have an economy thats one of the benefits of free people. plus if the cops would stop wasting time with weed laws they would be free to arrest real criminals instead of a few college kids trying to have a good time. also it might even boost the economy we have. so please go jump off a large building

Anonymous said...

Seriously..?? I've heard many debates and this one...well...this one just has no reasoning. What you have proved is to make it illegal so no one smokes them self retarded as well as coming up with something to making sure you have a certain IQ before you can procreate.

Brian said...

Wow. These comments...hahaha. Your blog post was essentially stuff I've heard many times over and of course I agree with you (your real opinion, of course).

But these people posting...amaze me and bring me joy, yet make me sad at the same time. Knowing so many people are really this dense and are also for the legalization make it clear we're a long ways off from it really happening. Sigh..

Brandon B said...

You are the more unintelligent women I've ever encountered. Not just over the internet but ever in life period.

Your cousins are illegally supplying marijuana to prisoners and you think that's a good thing? You think It should be kept illegal just so they can make some extra cash.

I'm happy to say I've "thought again" about whether or not the taxes on legalized marijuana will make up for the seized homes and properties. You're incredibly wrong and terribly off track. Where do you get your sources? Your subconscious? Bathroom stall walls? The taxation of marijuana being imported alone will make up for all of the above ten fold, not to mention the jobs of growing, harvesting, teaching how to grow, taxation of stores that sell it, stores that open just to sell it or import it (whoa more taxes) will be a billion if not multiple billion dollar income rate annually.

You idiotic waste of time.

Anonymous said...

This was poorly written. Your views on this topic are unreasonable at best.

Anonymous said...

if you agree with this waste of human flesh in anyway, you're a stupid fuck such as she and should run head long off of the nearest balcony. seriously woman? how the fuck did you find your way out to the womb, im 17 and i've got more common sense and understanding of the world than you'll ever have or could ever even contemplate posessing. dumb fuck. and you openly state. on a blog. accesible by anyone that you're cousins provide drugs to inmates. i hope they're caught and put in prison to be someones bitch. you can say goodbye to those tightly puckered assholes. if you're struck dead tomorrow and i somehow find out about it. im throwing a fucking party. die.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, these comments...I don't even know what to say other than lololololololol.
Jocelyn, you are amazing =)

Anonymous said...

This is the most ignorant Blog I have ever read in my life I hope your cousins get busted selling to in-mates and I sent a copy of this to your states state attorney so he can check into them! I hope you realize that your math is totally off and you have absolutely NO facts in here!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone suggested you kill yourseld yet? Cuz you should...You and i know both it will be legal one day so stop being a bitch and just accept it, besides it could make you filthy fuckin rich.But no one will get to read this because you wont approve it

Anonymous said...

I think, she has a point. And besides, I smoke pot because It feels like I want to deviate from the norm. Which means, that I want to be different from "normal" people. If pot is legalized, it wouldn't be cool anymore, because by that time everyone's gonna be doing it..

John said...

I didn't know there were people this ignorant...wow

Anonymous said...

Your ignorant way of thinking is stripping Americans of their rights on a daily basis. We demonize a harmless substance with false claims and fascist laws that are more harmful to Americans than the marijuana will ever be. There have been no over doses on marijuana, compare those numbers to those who have died using alcohol, tobacco, and even poor diet.If you support this type of narrow minded ideology, move out of my country to one that encourages blind obedience such as China or North Korea.

Anonymous said...

Jo, WOW- so many posts & so little 'Snap'.
Should it become legalized in an industrial sense @least there appears to be ample amount of worker types for the fields, judging by the responses most of these Posters are NOT management material~

Anonymous said...

People are stupid as hell! That article and the fuzziness below were hilarious - well done to the author

Anonymous said...

I've never hated anyone as much as I hate you. You are a stupid, ignorant woman, who should never have been allowed out of the womb, let alone near technology.
Go die in your racial insensitive hell hole, and I hope your kids have to common sense to run away.

Kenny Freeman said...

Instead of namecalling or cursing i think i can make my response to this simple and easy with proof.
The main problem i have with this, is that it is a huge contradiction.

You state in the first paragraph that you are not pro-legalization. However, you seem to advocate smoking and selling marijuana illegally. Whether you want it to remain illegal the cops will put your ass in prison. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if your cousins had to guard you?

You also don't seem to realize that legal marijuana would have rules like alcohol. A DUI or DWI would not be enforced for alcohol alone, and most bus companies drug tests their drivers anyway.

My favorite paragraph is about selling and school however. While I agree the stereotype of stoners not doing well in school isn't always true, why as a mother would you rather have your kids sell illegal drugs than getting a real job?

All of your reasons are emotional (rather than logical) causes to want to keep marijuana illegal, and they aren't good ones. There are good arguments for keeping it illegal but you don't show any. I encourage you to re-evaluate your morals, and comeback with an more educated post.

David said...

Personally i really disagree with you, but it's the first time i've ever heard anyone argue so well for keeping cannabis criminalized. Thought you deserved the creeds for that.

Merzbird said...

Disregard Females (especially this one)
Obtain Currency
Combust Cannabis. DAILY.

Anonymous said...

Legalize jenkem!!

Anonymous said...

Hi I really enjoyed reading your post. It was really funny but more than a little disturbing because I've seen those arguments used seriously. I also cant believe the comments its like these people have the reading comprehension of children.

Anonymous said...

Fucking white trash bitch. Get the fuck off the internet.

Anonymous said...

I loved the post, but the comments section has made me lose whatever faith I had left in humanity. The saddest part is that a majority of them are pro-legalization.

Anonymous said...

Complete and utter rubbish. The only reason you don't want marijuana legalised is to keep your corrupt cousins in with a job. The rest of America, and likely the world, doesn't give two shits about your cousins selling weed in prison. And frankly, I think you're an idiot to post this information on a site where you have your full name and picture.

You say your cousins job security will weaken if marijuana is legalised. Well, if the police find this, you can rest assured their job security is gonna weaken a hell of a lot more whether the stoners are behind bars or not.

Also, who gives a shit about prison economy? Apart from the stoners, people are there for a reason, as a punishment. The state does not have an obligation to make sure they're nice and comfy in their cells like they are in Britain, they're obliged to punish these assholes and make sure that whatever they did, they don't do again.

And remember, we pay tax for our police force to be on the streets, so having them fight real criminals such as hard drug dealers, rapists, murderers and terrorists instead of people quietly smoking weed in their own home is gonna be a much better way of spending our hard-earned money, is it not?

You talk of prohibition being a good opportunity for arresting minorities? I'm not even gonna bother telling you the extent of how immature and ignorant you are.

Also, you're saying that people will start being lazy and the marijuana companies will lace the products? Rubbish. If unregulated street dealers don't lace weed with addictive drugs, then what makes you think a giant, taxed and regulated corporation will get away with it?

And the whole idea of stoners being lazy? Whole load of crap. Weed doesn't make you lazy in the long term, it's just that weed fits in perfectly in the lazy man's life. People need to stop blaming their habits and start taking responsibility for their actions.

If you decide to fake a sick-day and smoke weed while watching porn and eating nachos, that's your choice and you will face the consequences. You can't tell your employer "Oh, it's not my fault I was a half hour late for work this morning, I had to smoke my morning joint in the shower and the paper got bogged down, so I had to re-wrap it." They'll just fire you on the spot.

Also, you're complaining about kids not being able to smoke and sell weed. Good, kids shouldn't be doing that anyway, it's a scientific fact that if someone under the age of 16 becomes a heavy user, their brain may not develop properly. And frankly, I'd rather not have my son running around selling weed with the risk of being mugged by another dealer or caught by the authorities and have his chances of getting a job ruined.

Delete this blog, do your research, and come back later.

Max said...

Haha, WOW. I love how much bullshit was just shoved into that article. Do your research before insisting what you THINK will happen, will. Most of what you stated has already been disproved.

Let's hurry up and get marijuana legalized.

Anonymous said...

You are a dirt bag.

If Marijuana is legalized it can be regulated. I'm sure that once it is legalized it STILL will not be readily available for inmates. Your prison guard cousins can still be scumbags and bring marijuana into the prisons for prisoners.

HOWEVER...

There have been SEVERAL cases of high grade marijuana now being laced with sand, lime stone dust, glass dust, and silica. Criminal organizations are using this crap to make the marijuana heavier in order to make more money.

How would you feel if your kids, in 5, 10, maybe 15 years ended up smoking this crap and got sick from it? Or maybe by then the sleeze-bag criminal organizations that are doing this will find a more dangerous and undetectable way to contaminate the marijuana to increase weight??

You are the definition of a DING DONG.

Anonymous said...

You should sell pot to fix those fucked up teeth. I love bumpkins, they validate the rest of us.

Sean said...

I usually will not say this to people I do not know, but you have earned the right for me to call you "A stupid, arrogant, racist, good for nothing, bitch who does not want the world to change nor does she understand common sense and bad decision making"...I applaud you for the laugh, and I will link your page to others so they know "this is who we are arguing against".

Gephoria said...

I have to call bullshit, I went through college receiving straight A's while on marijuana,

Our prison economy is MISPLACED there, we put violent offenders in the same place as habitual marijuana users.

Your cousins should be locked up for providing marijuana to inmates, that will help your prison economy problem

I graduated valedvictorian from brown college for game design and development, programming graphics cards pixel shader 2.0 and 3.0 while stoned is pretty unbelievable to you i know but I take in marijuana a different way, instead of engaging my stupid behavior like most do i critically think about situations and things and your blog pisses me off right now.

I'm not going to say you should be shot and put in a ditch but honestly you need to look at the whole picture in a different way, i realize you are looking at the big picture. But honestly, why supress people for this if you do it you should be in jail too if that is your belief, that it should not be legal.

Some people are only as big as the people they step on, and well, financially speaking we've all been stepped on by the top 4% repeatedly, how long until change happens i dont know.

I multiplied colors by colors while stoned and well you come off as a complete hypocrit in your blog.

Anonymous said...

this article is awful.
if legalized, it'll still be getting pushed on the streets, even more so, making it easier for kids, and easier for adults to consume.

and everybody smokes pot already, don't you think all those things you said would have happened already? youre making up bullshit that holds no factual background, you are very, very ignorant.

put the pipe down and go take care of your kids.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what rock your family lives under, but I could buy marijuana in middle school easier than tobacco from other kids.

Then in high school, a couple states away marijuana was more frequently around than school books.

To answer your response, no. I went to fairly "middle/upperclass" schools.. A lot of them... You think heroin and cocaine are only on the streets? I know of 3 people who have changed their life completely because of cocaine, and not in a good way.

To say that you want marijuana illegal to keep the flow of houses/cars/other property of people just like you to officials is like telling God to send everyone besides you who does this one action to hell so this imaginary "quota" could be met.

In reality when the law comes knocking on your door with warrants, and has already figured out where they are going to take your kids you will wish you never wrote this. I have seen whole families be destroyed, complete with parental suicides because of the ill-legalization of a substance that was being used responsibly.

All I have to say is shame on you for spreading ignorance to anyone who views your blog.

Anonymous said...

I spent more time revelling in the commenter's craziness than reading your funny blog post. At first I thought the comments were a joke, but now I'm suspecting someone either passed your blog post around to their inbred cousins (maybe they buy weed from your prison guard cousins?), or everyone on here is just so high they can't make sense of anything.

Anonymous said...

after reading the first lines of the second paragraph i almost wondered to myself if you were really serious. then i realize some people are just dumbasses...

Wapples said...

Awesome read thank you; for having a sense of humor. Im almost enjoying the comments from these ignorant rednecks as much as your article.

Supply Meets demand. Im sure once all the petty dealers and users are removed from the system there will be some new "joint" that will fill the demand gap. It is an economy still right?

Anonymous said...

My Favourite part Had to be the where you said that kids should be husseling on the street and earing an "easy $200" instead of working a REAL job that contributes to the economy in which we need to live off.

Ward William said...

Dumbfuck, dumbfuck, dumbfuck.
nuff said

Anonymous said...

Were you drunk when you wrote this?

Anonymous said...

you are a FUCKIN IDIOT!

Anonymous said...

Your concerned with your cousins jobs? That's good and all, but there are so many more people out there other than your cousins. People's lives can be ruined over something so little. For example, who goes home and beats their wife? The alcoholic or the stoner?..... I know, that sounds like I'm stereotyping all alcoholics, but alcohol has caused more people to get hurt than marijuana ever has. Your cousins jobs could be just fine. The officers arresting criminals would have to find other (and probably actual) criminals to fill up their jail cells. If some of the same laws about beer and cigarettes were applied to marijuana then it could be controlled just fine. Not everyone is going to smoke just because it becomes legal. I know people that have access to weed and do not smoke. It's a choice. Same as cigarettes and same as beer.

Anonymous said...

Let me start my rant on you by first addressing that my opening opinion of you is your a know-nothing burnout hick from Virginia. That said, the fact that your looking out for your cousins' job security in the trade of illegally supplying prisoners with illegal drugs shows the type of roots you come from. I hope they lose their jobs. Also, considering your such an experienced marijuana user it baffles me that you think bus drivers would go crashing, considering you look like one. Well I drive on marijuana frequently and I can say I'm a much more focused driver under the influence. And to quickly point out more of your idiocy: your a racist (see the no-nothing burnout hick comment mentioned above) which goes without saying, you obviously have NO knowledge of history or Rome for that matter, the fact that you even try to sound serious with that statement just makes me laugh my ass off,you probably prefer jenkem, as a drug-dealing college student I personally know you aren't gonna get straight A's unless you actually study not because you work a few hours a week. Case and point- your opinion essentially means nothing, because you are no one, however this is America and unfortunately even people like you are entitled to one.

Anonymous said...

I was laughing so hard while reading the article that that I nearly fell over when I read through the comments. People are freaking thick....and when i say thick, I mean fucking stupid.

Anonymous said...

you're a joke. And one of the people in this country that is a total waste and absolutely needs to die immediately. That is all.

Anonymous said...

Fuck your shit blog go die in a fire.

Anonymous said...

the best part of your post is the comments and the fiery passion you rile up in people. Lmao it's hilarious. Plus you made some good points there. lol.

Dylan said...

haha, that was amazing. sadly though, after reading these comments I've realized that it's not just the anti-pot masses that are so illogical, ignorant, and biased; it's most of humanity

Anonymous said...

You are a stupid, no nonsense, bitch who has her head so far up her ass it's not even funny. Re-married, four children, smokes pot, and in an open relationship? Jesus, after all this time you still haven't grown the fuck up. Stop gold digging and die already.

Anonymous said...

This is the biggest load of shit i've read in weeks, you don't even address the real reasons why is illegal.

and seriously? let people get put in prison for having weed on them so they can become some ones bitch? You're a waste of flesh and blood

Anonymous said...

I hope you don't mind, I decided to pass this along to the dea office :)

I am sure they'd love to know your cousins are selling marijuana to prisioners.

Hope they enjoy being prision bitches you stupid hypocritical bitch.

Anonymous said...

You're such a goddamn failure, every point you brought up is easily countered but it's such a waste of time since you're a toothless retard.

I also applaud how you ratted your cousins.

Alex said...

Wow how can you say those thnigs when you probably like in a trailer trash house you pice of trash women, u smoke pot and you want it illegal?? this is y women will never make it to president, ppl like you rednecks dont know that minorities actually do less pot, and cigaretts are moredangerous anyway, you probly do cigarretts to. And last thing lost of the commenters are dumb, its not funny its sad!! R u trloling or something? cause Jocelyn should be shut off teh Web for her ignorant blag.

Antony said...

Okay, so funny though this article is - it's the comments that make it side-splittingly hilarious.

Good God people are stupid.

David said...

Jocelyn, sorry to tell you this but this is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Maybe if you could actually cite some of your information I could give you some credit, but obviously you've only done the research in that tiny little brain of yours. If anything they should make pot legal and alcohol illegal. I've seen alcohol ruin many more lives than anyone that smokes pot. Actually I don't know anybody's life that has been ruined by pot. My mother works in a rehab center and everyday people walk into that place stone stinking drunk, but I have yet to hear of a marijuana addict entering rehab. Look at the big picture and quit worrying about your jackass cousins making a living selling a little dope to some murderers.

jon said...

its funny that you talk to us like we are your comrades when in fact we all think you are just a hick ass inbred bitch. The "facts" that you purported in your blog are so underfounded that they wouldnt hold any weight against a viable debate of pro legalization. Why dont you open your fucking eyes and do some actual research instead of making shit up and spreading your bile like most non informed people. you apparently have no clue what you are talking about (like most anti-legalization people) and will never change your mind due to the fact that what you think you know is right. well here is some research that is backed up
by a viable and proven source.

http://www.sloshspot.com/blog/11-13-2009/If-Marijuana-Production-Were-Legal-Projected-Tax-Revenues-by-State-245

so i reiterate SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR NONSENSE RHETORIC. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT AND YOU NEVER WILL DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A CLOSE MINDED BITCH WHO IS ONLY THINKING OF HERSELF

Look at me, I'm a cunt, and my name's Jocelyn! said...

Wow, just wow. I'm so incited with flaming power that I'm going to make this a personal attack, because well, that's what happens on the internet. Go back to school Jocelyn, take your kids with you while you're at it as well, as I'm sure they're just as ignorant as you are. Lucky ex-husband of yours made it out while he could it seems. Too bad he's probably still footing the bill for your ridiculous behavior and habits. Then again you do have that new 'open' marriage now(that sure gives you some solid credibility). Do yourself a favor and come to the realization that you need a personality make over. Delete your blog while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

If your reason for keeping a drug illegal is because it gives law enforcement jobs that is a sad reason. I pay taxes to be protected from criminals not to pay for some guys cable bill. And if these people are selling drugs to inmates to get more money they should be put in prison too because they are doing something illegal and according to you we need these people in jail to pay for some guys new car. If you have a shred of common sense you should know your own logic is so full of holes it just falls apart. The over crowding of prisons is something we are trying to stop not continue. I hope you get arrested and put in prison so you will have to buy pot from your corrupt cousins.

You're a dumb fuck said...

You can't be serious...clearly you want it to stay illegal so you can sell drugs and make a profit off of it instead of actually getting a brain and getting a job. You ugh...wow. You make no good points and have no thought process about this. How can you take yourself seriously? Jesus...get a clue you dumb fuck.

Anonymous said...

dumb fuck cunt.

HemlockMan said...

That's hilarious! Thanks for the cutting humor!

Anonymous said...

naive....what brainless reasons u gave..

Anonymous said...

My God, you really are missing a tooth in that picture! Amazing, absolutely amazing! Is that really the best that you could come up with?

revdoktorcrash said...

only user lose drugs

Bahumat said...

Magnificent. Truly magnificent! :D

*inserts golf clap gif here*

Anonymous said...

You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. It's ignorant shitheads like you that are the problem. Fuck you, you fuckin' cunt.

Anonymous said...

Lol at article but moreso at comments

zflynn said...

Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.



They say smoking pot causes apathy but who cares?


There are three things that are bad about smoking pot:
1) Loss of memory
uh, I forget the other two....

Anonymous said...

LMFAO. Hahahaha, this has the be the funniest shit I have ever read. Wow... your post was hilarious, but these comments...

Omg, I did not realize the utter stupidity of humanity until now... Jesus Christ. No wonder the world is headed for the shit chute, everyone is borderline retarded. I'm glad to see that a (very) few people aren't fucked in the head. Hahahaha. Omg.

stasia_ugh said...

Okay, so i am sixteen years old and i smoke weed. I can honestly say that you have no idea what you're talking about. What kind of idiot says that kids will start failing their classes because they won't be able to sell weed anymore? Or that legalizing marijuana will ruin the prison economy we currently have? The facts are that teens and young adults shouldn't be selling weed, its dangerous and their lives will be a hell of a lot more fucked up if they go to prison. Did you know that We're kicking child molesters out of prison at alarming rates to make room for the 750,000 pot smokers, who are usually completely harmless ever year? You say you're a mother... So, who would you rather your children run into a child molester or a pot smoker? I mean come on lady. Why not use your brain a little..

Schuyler said...

These are anything but "solid" arguments. Educate yourself before you start deciding you know how the world works...

Anonymous said...

i've never read an article laced with so much bs in my life. Are you seriously making the assumption that every good student doesn't have a job and pays their way though college selling weed? Are u crazy??? u are a mother of four and you would support your children selling something illegal and put them in the position to be arrested on felony charges?? you are a flippin idiot

Anonymous said...

Ignorant cunt

DrumnWebGuy said...

Keep it illegal, heck yes! That way, college kids can continue to finance their educations selling marijuana from their dorm rooms. They don't have to pay pesky taxes on it, and the best part....

....They won't be out drinking, driving, and killing other kids. Potsmokers tend to be nonviolent and less of an issue for local law enforcement.

Oh and uh...lady...they pot genie ain't going back in the bottle. Out here in California we have storefronts that sell it openly.

Stay in the dark ages for all we care. Your crusade is for naught and pretty soon your kids will all smell of "teh ebil weed".

DrumnWebGuy said...

And why do you promote alcohol and cigarettes on your blog? That is more than a bit hypocritical. "Because they're not legal" might be your answer?

Hydrochloric acid is legal too, but you ought not put it in your body.

Anonymous said...

Go rape a bible.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what's better! The post or the comments! HA!

Anonymous said...

You are a nutcase.

Anonymous said...

you'll probably change your mind when you get busted and have your kids sent to child molesting foster care.

Anonymous said...

Honestly Jocelyn,

This has got to be some of the worst arguments I've ever heard regarding a pro smoker looking for anti-legalization. You seriously believe that once its legal, jail houses will be bare? They will find other reasons to crowd the prison, don't you worry about that. Let me guess, you work for FOX don't ya? Your points are terrible and have no relevance to the actual problem at hand. The war on drugs... let me rephrase that... the war on marijuana was pointless, always has been, and its just a way for the govt to make people pay for non criminal activities. Jobs will be lost, this is a part of everyday life.. and while these jobs are lost, thousands more will be made. Sure, lets leave the drug smuggling and black market sales up to the thugs and mobsters that run the business... wow you're making so much since it's AMAZING! What are you hiding here? Maybe your one who benefits from the billion dollar trade and don't want to lose your flow. GET OVER IT! you make me sick... people like you shouldn't smoke period. I think it makes you delusional.

The fact here is there will still be mom and pop dispensaries, and with organics EVERYWHERE, plus the laws are mainly for you to grow your own... you think people will taint their own pot? that's absurd!

Marijuana has been proven safer than anything legal today on the "drug" level. There is no known proof that natural THC has killed anyone, and if your worried about carcinogens... vaporizers will take care of that. So I just debunked everything you had to say. Please no more articles from you as your facts are far from fact and more for self preservation. Just... wow, at how terrible this article is.

Anonymous said...

marijuana can't kill you. enough said.

wolffear said...

"umm I THINK THIS HAS SOME TRUE FACTS...BUT MOST OF IT IS IGNORANCE..I DONT THINK MARIGUANA SHOULD BE LEGALIZED..I CAN SEE YOUR POINT OF VIEW ON OFFICERS KINDA LOOSING THEIR JOBS OR W.E IF WEED IS LEGALIZED...I THINK THE GOV SHOULD WORK HARDER ON WEED CONSUMERS LIKE EVERY1 SMOKES IT AND THEY THINK ITS OK...LIKE U WILL ALWAYS BE SEEN AS WRONG IN SOCIETY CUZ U USING DRUGS DAT KILL UR BRAIN CELLS...AND THEY R SO HOOKED. UGHH I HATE POTHEADS I WISH THE POLICE WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT AS A SERIOUS DEAL."

AHAHHAHAHA, sounds like you already have no brain cells, much less wtf does the word DAT mean? See, some people just don't need to smoke pot, and you sir/madam are one of those people. Why do you hate potheads? why should police make it so serious when no one has died from it and it's clearly not hurting anyone else. They also found out high grade used on a regular dosage causes braincells to regrow that stopped growing in your teen years. The positive outweighs the negative. Can you say that about any legal drug on the market today? NO

I'm guessing you also haven't tried it yourself either. Yeah, let's go ahead and judge something that you have no idea what it's even about. BRAVO!

Weed is non addictive, so I'd also like you to explain your hooked theory.

I've smoke pot everyday for years, I'm a system admin for a large underground music company, I work everyday, I pay taxes, I do everything a normal "non-smoking" person does, except probably more. So please, tell me, who am I hurting?

Anonymous said...

You should stop proving what a fucking moron you are. Delete your blog and go get aids through your "open relationship". You disgust me.

Get some education or even a lobotomy.

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck did you spawn four children? I mean it's a Catch-22, you're too stupid to be having children, yet you're too stupid to realize that fact.

Kai said...

Lady, I don't know what the hell kind of weed you're smoking, but it sure as hell is better than the shit I'm getting.

So you basically want to keep pot illegal so your cousins can continue to be corrupt prison guards who make a bunch of money dealing to prisoners who may or may not have gotten there by possessing the stuff in the first place?

And you're afraid that "everyone" (as you put it) who doesn't do drugs now will automatically start as soon as it isn't illegal anymore because apparently there isn't a single person in this country that doesn't do it because they are allergic to it, or it doesn't do them any good, or they don't like what it does to them or because they have some personal moral/ethical code that directs them not to. And apparently there is no one in this country who simply just doesn't feel the need or desire to do it.

Did you know that Portugal became the first country to completely legalize all recreational drugs a few years ago? Or that that country has experienced resounding success in reducing prison convictions (and therefore their prison populations) as well as lowering the rate of drug use? This is a fact you can look up online. Or in news archives and research studies.

And, did you know, that the US has the highest rate of incarceration of any country in the world - that fully 25% of our population is behind bars, largely because of nonviolent drug convictions?

So if I'm to understand you correctly, you would rather keep people in unhealthy, unsafe, overcrowded conditions so your cousins can continue being corrupt, based on the idea that if it is legalized, "everyone" will start doing drugs and completely lose control of themselves and their surroundings and you compare this to the fall of Rome, which occured because of a bunch of corrupt, lazy and maniacally insane and inbred emporers who took it upon themselves to sack their own empire.

Whatever you're smoking, I think you should smoke less.

WilliamArcher said...

Wow you are the most selfish cunt i have ever come across. congrats

Anonymous said...

I have never hit a girl but man this really makes me think about what it would be like to smash your racist, ignorant mouth in & break your remaining teeth.

CyricPL said...

Wow, the comments make me laugh and cry at the same time.

Sad, sad indicator of the level of reading comprehension and media analysis among the masses, even among my pro-legalization comrades.

justin said...

This is absolutely disgusting.

You're for people being thrown in jail because your corrupt family benefits from it?

Perhaps if you were thrown in prison as a pot user and made to be the bitch of a violent offender you would have a different view on the matter.

Your lack of empathy for people is frightening, you should probably seek counseling.

Anonymous said...

you are fucking retarded
i love how you would exploit the pain of cancer patients because of your selfish irrational fear of marijuana
i smoke a lot
i am also a mechanical engineering student
I am living evidence that disproves everything you said
so please step away from ignorance.

Anonymous said...

fu and your pig family

Anonymous said...

I don't think anyone here understands the true point of this post. *Wink*

Anonymous said...

Nice gap tooth you racist cunt.

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOUR FAMILY. People are going to jail for something that shouldn't be a crime. fuck you and your view. it's illogical. you're a dumb trashy bitch.

Anonymous said...

Stupid twat. That makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

you have got to be the most ridiculous anti-legalizing pot smoker i have ever read upon. if you havent noticed, your kids will probably eventually smoke pot sometime in there day whether it be legal or illegal, they will try it. its a cognitive decision, we will raise more money taxing and legalizing, then arresting, and funding a war on drugs. meaning your cousins will end up more safe, and will be getting paid more handling LESS inmates.

your a moron.

Anonymous said...

"...you should have thought about the hundreds of thousands of others who are daily and heroically involved in the continuous War on Drugs." - To whoever wrote this? You're dumb and in no way is it heroic. Especially imprisioning soo many people for a fucking plant that grows right out of the ground. Im gonna find out where your cousins work so they get fired for selling drugs to inmates. Yet unbelieveably you find nothing wrong with keeping it illegal so they can keep their jobs. Fucking pleeeeaseeeee. Dumb ass cunt. I hope you have weed in your house someone calls the cops and your fucking house gets seized

Anonymous said...

Beautiful post, sad comments.

The majority of people are just plain stupid or can't read (while being perfectly capable of writing).

Thanks, Jocelyn, you reminded me how terrible the whole idea of democracy is.

Anonymous said...

Some bogus, biased information you just threw out. thanks for the laugh of the day

Anonymous said...

Well that was the dumbest fucking thing i've ever read.

Anonymous said...

Great job Toothy McGee. That's a real solid hunk of turd you wrote there, next time you're speedballin' don't get on a computer. Better yet don't be anywhere anyone can hear you.

Supfreshourturnbaby said...

You have the mental capability and rational thinking of a potato.

Anonymous said...

I hate you, because you remind me of my mother you think about your self all you want is weed to be illegal so can more kids like me into jail? i'm a steady smoker who is almost done with high school and is already in college for pre req classes.

If you have a son or anything near that they will hate you later on life i know this cause i almost hate my mom for being for hypercritical about a plant that could no nothing more then get some one high

Anonymous said...

this is awesome why is everyone freaking out LOL.

Anonymous said...

Bravo, ma'am. Bravo.

Audre said...

I've been reading these for several days! The posts keep getting better and better and the Commentary after keeps getting more and more pathetic!

I work for a large electronics company, and we around here have been passing your blog around and we ALL find it to be witty and that your commenters need to learn the word 'Pragmatic'

We also enjoy the people who complain about you again and again. If you dont like something, DONT READ IT!

Love again,
Audre

Anonymous said...

Your basically uneducated in all of your approaches to the topic

Anonymous said...

Survival of the fittest. That is how each and every one of us arrived at where we are at this given moment.

If people are smart they'll learn how to weather the storm. Eventually marijuana will be widely legalized - just as there now is no slavery or segregation and homosexuality is becoming accepted.

Anonymous said...

What an idiot. Read a book sometime.

Anonymous said...

I disagree! If I had the time, I could go through this whole article and disprove all your "facts"

Anonymous said...

At first I thought, "oh oh". Shortly thereafter, I thought, "lol". Then I read the comments.

I am now at a loss for words.

Well no, that's not actually true. I have three words: WTF?

Yay for socialist eduction.

Anonymous said...

The comments are just unreal...

I totally agree with you. Thank you for writing this blog and fighting our cause. It will be legal soon!

Anonymous said...

After reading all of the comments from the people who don't understand the meaning of this blog it makes me wonder is it the pot that makes these people stupid or do stupid people just use pot?

Anonymous said...

You are most likely one of the most selfish fools I have ever wasted my time on, by reading your junk I almost feel bad about the future of our country

Anonymous said...

loser...you have NO clue what your talking about...and find a dentist, will ya?

Anonymous said...

Hi, I would like to shoot you in the face in front of your kids.

Anonymous said...

]I'd love to see the geographical distribution of the posters

It was with absolute awe that I read the comments and found only a handful of people who "got" it.

Perhaps I am one of the few who don't get that each rediculous comment was posted by an intelligent person doing their best impersonation of a chimp who could type, and trying to outdo the previous posters banlaity.

Unfortunately I think that would be giving them far too much credit

Of course I am speaking only after reading this one article on the blog - I certainly look forward to reading some of Jocelyn's other posts.

Anonymous said...

WoW.
So people like you are really out there huh!!!!????!!!!????
wow!
I am speechless because of the ignorance that spews from your mouth.

Anonymous said...

All i gotta say is that you are truly a dumb ass bitch! Your broke ass dont even have money to get your damn teeth fixed! You trailer trash whore. Btw i dont give a FUCK if you do live in a townhouse you still a redneck dirty ass BITCH! Ignorant, no-life, and just retared. Btw you are a hypocrite too. RACIST RACIST RACIST DICK HEAD! There should be a prohibition on dumb asses making blogs...you will be the reason why! You probaly suck so much dick...that's why you dont have no teeth! RASCIST ASS HOE ASS BITCH!!!

Anonymous said...

Stick to smoking pot, it's the only smart thing you said in this.

Anonymous said...

This is great. I've read some good blogs, but this is among the best. It should really take you places.

If that guy from Waiter Rant could angle his blog into a book deal with appearances on Oprah, the you should be able to turn this into a long-term moneymaking gig. You deserve it.

Best of luck.

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