Monday, August 2

Protective instinct!

There's nothing like a mother's love. There's also nothing like the rage and viciousness of a mother whose child is in danger. It's such a rush to feel my primal senses take focus, as threats are dealt with in a definitive manner.

It was the first night of our family camping trip. Little Jailen and I took the car out to pick up some food at the local mini-market. It was real small place with four tall aisles, a sad produce cooler, and a deli in the back. While I shopped the aisles, Jailen went to the produce and ate some grapes. That's when someone grabbed her arm and dragged her behind the deli counter. I was oblivious.

Apparently this place had a little security camera, and this older woman who was running the place had seen Jailen, and dragged her back there to show her on the monitor how she got caught. That's when I started calling out for my baby. Long story short, she lectured me for ten minutes before I lost my patience, grabbed the security tape, and body-checked her old ass straight into a soapy utility sink. I was in such a huff as I stormed out that I almost left Jailen behind!

The need to protect your young never goes away, even as they get older. Darla is 17 now, and though she's been through a lot she still doesn't know the dangers out there. That's why I was concerned when she began dating a college boy named Bradley. He's 19, but he almost looks younger than her. He's weak. I knew he wouldn't be able to protect her or provide for her. I couldn't stand the idea of this guy ending up with my daughter!

Unfortunately the more I tried to break them up, the more she fought me, and the more he tried to get on my good side. So one afternoon I told him that I had terrible menstrual cramps, and the only thing that made them tolerable was some marijuana. I asked him to get me a good amount so I could eat it (in brownies!) rather than smoke it. Bradley was arrested on the way back to our house that night. The traffic stop was based on an anonymous tip, and he had enough in his possession for a felony charge.

Well as it turns out, poor Bradley's parents live outside of the country, so there was nobody around to bail him out. I don't think anyone even knew he was missing, because he was stuck in jail until his court date. What he didn't know was that my cousins work in that facility, and I told them to make sure that he didn't get a chance to call Darla until she found a new boyfriend. Honestly, that's all I said!

I guess they must have gotten the wrong idea, though I honestly don't even know all of what went on since the arrest. From what I could gather, the guards dragged him from his bed in the night, and they got one of the other prisoners to tattoo his face to look like ladies' make-up. He was returned to general population, and then a few days later he was moved to the jail's infirmary. They say he's spent the last month recovering from multiple injuries, and is now fighting an advanced staph infection. He was so bad off that they even had to push out his court date!

So as you can see, a mother's drive to protect her young isn't always about lifting a wrecked car off of a baby. Sure, the adrenaline can sometimes throw me into a ruthless berzerker mode. Other times it's just a nagging feeling that you've got to do what's right. I know it may seem like overkill, but you can't argue with results; little Jailen still samples all the grapes she wants, and Darla has been hooking up with her supervisor at Qdoba. Aww yeah, free burritos ya'll!

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161 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joss
Great to have you back - I was missing you.
How dare that punk store clerk grad your kid. Doesn't she know that the right to sample produce is enshrined in the constitution?
And as for college-boy - well, if you can;t do the time, don't do the crime.

cmoursler said...

lololololololololololololol...
Thank you.
Touching.

Steve said...

About time your ghetto ass got around to writing another post. Those of us who actually have jobs get bored at work without stupid mindless shit like this to keep us occupied. Get busy bitch!

Dog Breath said...

Hey Jos.
Watch the rest of that security tape. Maybe there is something on it that you could use to get that old bat fired or maybe some time with your friends in jail.
Since you know where they keep the recorder you should walk in and grab the current tape as well. It's their fault that it's not locked up in a secure location and it's your duty to show them why it needs to be.

Anonymous said...

fucking crazy redneck bitch.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I hope you get hit by a car.

Anonymous said...

So.. you set up your daughter's boyfriend to be arrested for something YOU asked him to do. Then, you called your cousins at the facility where he was incarcerated and had them physically abuse him.

You have ruined this boy's life for no reason other than you thought him to be "weak"?

You honestly think you are a good mother? What kind of role model are you? How can you possibly think you did "the right thing"? You should be ashamed of yourself. I honestly hope you see all your dreams destroyed and your life in ruins. May this haunt you for all the days of your life and may you find no forgiveness ever for your actions. May you suffer and feel torment and the loss of all you love and hold dear.

Some people just need to be removed for the good of us all, you are one of them.

Anonymous said...

Well.. now you are on Reddit, which means soon enough those on /b/ will get wind of this and then you will be on the receiving end of the internet revenge machine that is Anonymous.

Enjoy the pain! I know I will enjoy watching your destruction from the sidelines.

Another mom blogger said...

Anon above me has it all wrong. Jocelyn asked Raisinettes for pot and he delivered, so he got arrested for something HE did, on his own. Nip it in the bud!

If only more mothers took care of their children like this mama bear does.

Thanks for coming back and thank you for this very important update.

Anonymous said...

4chan is it's own army, and they just LOVE feeding it to morons like yourself.

I would also note that Reddit is starting to get involved. I believe this has already been forwarded it to the Richmond police department as it is a confession of criminal intent. BTW, your asking him to get you the pot makes you a criminal conspirator, your confession on here backs it up. You are a very very stupid woman.

Another mom blogger said... said...

oh noes! this here blog is being backtracked and the police are monitoring all the internets as of now!!

I'll bail you out Jocelyn.

Anonymous said...

"4chan is it's own army, and they just LOVE feeding it to morons like yourself."

ohhh, the irony...!
this guy doesn't deserve to call himself anon.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck you are a piece of shit! This kid now has his FACE permanently altered because you thought he was 'weak?' Somebody should have taken away your vagina before you got fucked and popped out some goddamn kids you can't take care of.

Anonymous said...

Keep that white trash shit north of the river.

magdelyn said...

4Chan and Reddit? Ah, this should be awesome.

Anonymous said...

Actually joycelyn, I don't think your child belongs with you, especially not with a mother who uses her real name on the internet and has just admitted she committed multiple felonies.

The good news is you'll be in prison before you know it. I'm one of the ones who just informed the authorities.

cmoursler said...

How many layers of Irony can be stacked atop one another....let's find out.

Anonymous said...

Joss,
I'm so happy to see you back and sharing your wisdom. God made mothers to protect their young and as always you practice God's tenents in your daily life.

Is it right for mere mortals to question a mothers wisdom and judgement? I think not. Only God has that right. It is obvious to me that God does his best work through the hands of his servants such as yourself.

How could some of these commenters expect a mother to stand by while a weak and immoral boy threatens your genetic lineage? You not only saved your own family but other families as well from this poor example of a man.

Again, I have to say that God has a special place in heaven for you. As to you haters, the hellfires of damnation will be final judgement for your sins.

Rev. Michael Hunt
1st Baptist Church of the Blue Ridges of Balsac Kentucky

K8 the Gr8 said...

Screw that! Put your OWN kid in jail. I'll be doing that when mine hit teenagerhood. They're fully protected, let someone else deal with the backchat.

4 years should be enough.

Anonymous said...

Nice job with the kids. Just goes to show all these naysayers that the ends do justify the means.

Darla's back on the right track. If she treats this QDoba Supervisor right if ya know what I mean, there might just be a promotion in it for her. You might want to have her start working on the store manager if she thinks there is a chance with him. Either she gets a promotion or sets herself up for a sexual harassment lawsuit. Either way it's a win/win deal.
Good luck.

Anonymous said...

I've called the police and gave them your website and told them how you had the boy setup. and also told them about your cousins that work in the prison. They should be contacting you all soon

Anonymous said...

Jocelyn, I think I love you. Have you ever considered the homosex?


Cometswin

Anonymous said...

You deserve to die a horrible death.

Anonymous said...

What in the fuck. Maybe you should have left an "anonymous" tip that your shitstain of a child was stealing grapes from the convenience store. And I hope when that boy gets out of jail he commits a crime against you thats worthy of some real time. Talk about entrapment. I hope these stories are works of fiction. Otherwise you are a worthless cunt.

Anonymous said...

Hey, have you ever considered your a crazy, life-wrecking bitch?

Seriously, with a mom like you, your lil darla is gunna be fuckin guys on the conrners of streets,I hope the like the image of your lil girl sucking dick for $5.

You suck as a mother, and not just that, but your fugly too. Btw, before he went to guy, he probaly ass fucked her, anyhow.

Thanks for adding another slut to the world. Go eat some fried chicken, ya honkey bitch.

Peace out, motherfucker.

Anonymous said...

You almost make me want to believe in God - cause you would fucking end up in hell; I can't believe any human being would do that shit and think they can brag

Anonymous said...

I love your protective instinct. Like, if I was your lifeguard for your gene pool, I'd pour several buckets of bleach in it.

Anonymous said...

Dear Jocelyn,

You are HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, EVIL SCUMBAG.

You deserve a gruesome death in the talons of demons that spawned you.

Anonymous said...

Dear Jocelyn,

You are HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, EVIL SCUMBAG.

You deserve a gruesome death in the talons of demons that spawned you.

Anonymous said...

You really are a filthy example of human kind, and you are also what is wrong with the world.
Here is a kid that goes out of his way to help you trying to get on your good side, finding the weed YOU asked him for and gets caught because of your request.
Instead of doing the decent thing like take the blame yourself or even bail him out you do nothing because of this
he is sent to JAIL where you have your cousins make the American penal system even worse for him while he was in and presumably under you cousins supervision,he was mutilated with encouragement of the guards

You single-handedly DESTROYED this young man's
chances to get a decent livelihood due to sending him to jail.
And any chance for this kid to find love, if ever this young man has kids and they suffer because their father cant find a decent job this will all root back to the original cause.

YOU.

if anyone still sees you as a blessed person they are as insane as you are you wont go to heaven, not after what you did.
I would repent and beg him for forgiveness if I were you, there might still be a chance to save your immortal soul

now I know you wont publish this as a comment on your blog because you are a cowardly redneck hick

Anonymous said...

Wow you stupid fucking cunt. I hope you know that you weren't protecting your kids.

If your daughter wanted to date a weak scrawny guy, this was her choice. What you did was over the line and you should be ashamed. First you harass a worker at a store. Then you get your daughter's boyfriend in jail? You should be ashamed of yourself you stupid fucking redneck. I can't believe you are proud that you did this to an innocent guy. I hope your daughter reads this blog, just so she can see what a monster her mother really is.

Anonymous said...

you asked the boy, he, trying to help you out( marijuana is a legitimate medicine for menstrual cramps)

You have ruined his life, yours may also be ruined soon.

you look absolutely pig disgusting, and a seemingly terrible mother. What kind of role model are you? How can you possibly think you did "the right thing"? I honestly hope you see all your dreams destroyed and your life in ruins. May this haunt you for all the days of your life and may you find no forgiveness ever for your actions. May you suffer and feel torment and the loss of all you love and hold dear.

people such as yourself should not be alive, menace.

Anonymous said...

lol what a hick piece of trash. i knew these trashy women didnt know how to raise their children, and she's even putting it out there for everyone to see. your daughter is a slut. hell, if i saw her, i would bang the shit out of her just because she was a slut. then i would put drugs in her purse and call in a hint that she had drugs. that would really stick it to her for being a little slut!!! you've failed as a mother, expect that fact and maybe you can better yourself in a psych ward.

Anonymous said...

WTF is wrong with you, you crazy bitch. you need some serious help. I hope your daughter isnt as much as a cunt as you.

Anonymous said...

"If you want to get with me you'd better be ready to take care of my needs."

There's no way I am paying for your dentist.

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Honestly, you have to be the most hypocritical, horrible person I have ever encountered. You act is if you were operating under some moral prerogative, protecting your children, when in reality, all you've done is destroy the life of some other, more innocent human being. People like you make me wish for the extinction of the human race. Not only are you a horrible mother, you're a horrible human being. I hope that you suffer a thousand times more than that boy suffered, and I hope that you never have the opportunity to negatively impact the life of another human being again. Read: I hope you take a long walk off a short pier. I have never felt so much contempt for another human being.

Anonymous said...

I fucked your daughter, and let me tell you, it wasn't worth what that other boy went though.

You should really teach her to not use her teeth during fellatio, it's really uncomfortable.

Anonymous said...

you're absolute white fucking trash. holocaust 2.0 should start in your trailer park.

Anonymous said...

Aww man karma is a bitch... I cant believe you would ruin that kid's life like that. You'll get yours, I wish I could be there when it happens though.

Anonymous said...

Die if a fired you fucking slag

Anonymous said...

No other way to say this but...your pathetic, absolutely pathetic

Anonymous said...

Lol nice teeth, raggedy bitch

Oh and the captcha was "Imush"

like how you're going to have to eat when the rest of those fall out

Anonymous said...

You are one seriously fucked up woman. No way in hell are you a good mother for thinking this.

Please just die in a fire and rid yourself of this world.

And to you dumb shits actually supporting the woman who fucked this guy's life up... for fucking shame. I hope you wind up in the same boat as this bitch.

Anonymous said...

karma is a bitch and one day you will get what you deserve.

Anonymous said...

You are the kind of person who doesn't just sit back and observe their children learning and growing. You interject yourself into just about everything they do, for their own good of course. What you did was not only criminal but morally reprehensible. You speak of this kid as weak, however you are unable to accept that your daughter disagrees with you on a matter of personal taste. This makes you weak minded. Furthermore, if you were to be thrown in prison, and pointed out as a weak fish you would also end up in the infirmary. Chances are that if your daughter ever finds out what you did "for her own good" she would leave you to rot in there.

Someone grabs your kid, you end them then and there. However think for a moment what you did to someone else's child. Ruined his reputation, his life, his health and sanity. If anyone had tried to do one tenth of that to your daughter you would go apeshit. But to you all these are acceptable.

This means you are narcissistic and deluded. The most amusing part of all of this is that the very behavior you believe to be safegaurding your daughter is merely retarding her growth into adulthood, something she will resent for the rest of your days.

Anonymous said...

You rather have your daughter "hooking up" with a supervisor at Qdoba than dating someone going to college with a potential decent paying career. How is this guy going to "provide" for you child financially in the future? As for protection? They made guns for a reason.

You ruined someone's life. You're a cunt. I hope you burn in real life.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, whore.

Nick Perez said...

You're a bad person.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you are a crazy, back wood redneck bitch. The only good to come of this post was confirming the fact that there are bat shit insane people like you in this world. Karma is a bitch and I hope you die a slow, painful death for what you did to that kid. Everyone else that agreed with you in the above comments is just as crazy as well, especially the Pastor. Sick Fucks.

Anonymous said...

I hope that you and your daughter's uterus disease and rot. I hope your children die with you because the blood line needs to be stopped. You're an abdominal whore. I can't imagine that anything that gets shit out of your cunt is of any worth.

Anonymous said...

Go die in a fire you worthless whore.

lou said...

"Die if a fired you fucking slag"

hahaha wtf does this even mean? I love this blog. I'm so glad you are back sharing your exploits with us all

Anonymous said...

You should honestly kill yourself for what you've done to that poor kid. You're a fucking worthless cunt and I really don't know how manipulative bitches like you are allowed to roam free in society.

No, you should just kill yourself. Please.

Evilpig said...

Fuck you bitch, how dare you send a kid to jail for your own selfish needs.

Rot in hell.

Anonymous said...

You make me lose faith in humanity. You are the lowest form of filth I have ever encountered. You are scum.

Your story was sickening. Not only did you singe handedly manage to ruin a child's life, but you callously rationalized it to the point of bragging about it over the internet. I hope to god this is fake because the idea of some kid somewhere, lonely, defeated, and ruined simply because he dated a girl who was two years younger who had a wicked cunt for a mother is making my stomach churn in disgust.

Anonymous said...

You are gonna die alone, and smelly. In return for what you did, I leave you with my best attempt to sincerely make your life a little more crazy than it already is, you pathetic wad of scum.

Here you go

Anonymous said...

Your a crazy bitch who legitimately ruined a kids life, who was at the time doing you a favor, just because he didn't look strong enough to protect your daughter. It would be one thing if he raised hands against her or something of that nature, but the only thing he did wrong was not be muscular. Its no wonder your first husband left you, let alone a miracle you could even find one let alone a second who is clearly just fucking other women because of your open relationship, you are a deranged psycho bitch, and truly the one of reason america has such problems

March of the pigs said...

I feel so sorry for your children

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I'm not on the side of "anonymous" who want your life ruined. I think that acting all tough and stupid will just prove to you that you are the better person.

I do want to tell you that what you did was wrong. You acted like a child.

Your physical assault of an elderly woman because your child stole from a store was immature, but not insane, just sort of an immature response.

However, you have ruined a NINETEEN YEAR OLD BOY'S LIFE because you thought he wouldn't be able to provide for your daughter. She was 17, did you really think they would get married? They were probably going to break up soon anyway. And besides, he was 19, he was probably not even finished growing yet.

I'm sure that anonymous tip to the police came from you, telling them about the marijuana he so thoughtful bought for you (You know, marijuana is a medicine for pain and cramps in many states, he wasn't being unreasonable to take you seriously). He has been damaged physically and psychologically all because you felt he wasn't good enough to casually date your daughter.

You are a monster. That was someone's child. Do you understand that? He was a human being, and he was someone's son.

I have got to believe that you lack empathy entirely, or else you are simply an evil person, to do things like this to your fellow human beings with no remorse...

I hope your children are able to grow up ok and get away from your influence.

Anonymous said...

The world is a sadder place because of you.

Anonymous said...

Joss,
Can't you put a filter on this site to keep out all of the morons that don't understand proper parenting? Here you are trying to help folks and they respond with hateful rhetoric. A number of these fools alluded to what a good catch the wimpy college boy might have been. Let compare.

Wimpy College boy-Can't physically protect your daughter when they are out boozing it up. Can't show your daughter what sex is like with a real man. Will probably graduate with a degree in French Literature and a bunch of college loans. Will be lucky to get a part time job at Starbucks when he graduates.

Cool Q'Doba Supervisor-Can protect your daughter when they are out boozing it up. Can show your daughter how good sex can be with a real man. Can get your daughter a better work schedule. May be able to get your daughter promoted. Has a full time paying job. And if things don't work out your daughter may be able to hit the jackpot with a sexual harassment lawsuit since he is her immediate supervisor.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you did the right thing. You keep on doing what you do best and please keep on posting so we can follow your great examples.

God bless you.

Marshall said...

You are probably not a horrible person at your essence, but the things you describe doing in this post are cruel, misguided, and selfish.

Anonymous said...

Amazing.

You are truly a cunt. Everyone on here as already explained why you're so FUCKED IN THE HEAD. So I'm just going to add to show you how many people think you need to FUCKING BURN IN HELL YOU ASS BITCH SLUT CUNT DEVIL WHORE SHITHEAD. JESUS CHRIST I have witnessed from fucked up people, but you take the cake. Whoring your daughter? Are you fucking INSANE!? Do everyone a favor and go hang yourself. I have added to the 911 phone calls for you. 4Chan has awoken, be ready to be begging for mercy soon.

Anonymous said...

kill yourself

Anonymous said...

My god you're a bitch. I bet your kids are going to an hero cause of you.

Anonymous said...

My god you're a bitch. I bet your kids are going to an hero cause of you.

Anonymous said...

To the commenter who said: "if anyone still sees you as a blessed person they are as insane as you are you wont go to heaven, not after what you did."


I'd like to quote for you some excerpts from Romans 3:20-28:

"Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin... For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God...Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus...Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law."


Yeah, you're just wrong.

Anonymous said...

I'm happy that your daughter has a great job at Qdoba. You should be proud to have read a burrito slinging uneducated whore who will make min. wage for the rest of her life. Pass me the pico de gallo, ya dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

I hope you have fun trying to fend off the entire Internet. I know none of them will change your mind, because you're fucking psychotic, but you'll not chaneg their's and they will only get worse!

If I was your daughter and you did that to my boyfriend I'd resent you, and if that's how you want your children to feel, more power to ya!

Anonymous said...

BTW, you called a guy a coward for tattling, but you did exactly the same thing to that boy... wtf

SnapshotLottie said...

They say that do onto others as you want done onto you right? So that means that even though no matter how much I'd love to insult you and call you terrible things I shouldn't, right? Well that's the great thing because if I was this deranged I would prefer someone to rag on me because hopefully they would knock some sense into me. Sadly this has not happened with you. You are so wrapped up in your own justifications and your religion that you cannot see how you have destroyed the life of another mother's baby. This 19 year old "man" was nothing but a boy, someones baby who now cannot even contact him because of the situation you have forced him into. For all his mothers knows he could be dead. Why would you ruin the life of a child? because in the end that boy was all but a child. For once in my life I wish there was a god so he could look you in the eye and tell you how truly evil you are. But there isn't a god because if there was your kind wouldn't exist. I don't care if this post gets to your pathetic blog because it will get to you and you will know the horrors you have committed. I can only hope the authorities act on your misdeeds.

Anonymous said...

Wow...you're a terrible person

Anonymous said...

OK, if anyone gets past your blog name (and picture!) and then chooses to insult you because you are a bad person just proves that the human race is STOOPID. (And yes, I know how to spell stupid - just trying to get into the spirit of things...)

Well, we've missed your insight on parenting - have you thought of offering classes?? And have you really used those Bounce dryer bars - I keep telling my wife to buy them.

Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

That was.. Disgusting.

Fuck you. I hope you one day realise how evil you are.

If you are an example of a good christian, then I thank god I'm an atheist.

Your God is a sick, evil bastard if he lets you into heaven.

Anonymous said...

If there is justice in the world, one day that boy's parents will come face to face with your daughter. What do you think they would do to her, if they knew what you had done? How do you think that boy's mother will react when she learns of her son's fate? Does she deserve that? Did he deserve this? His life will never recover, all because he loved your daughter enough to deal with you, and she appreciated him enough to see past his muscles. I'm a christian, and I try to find Jesus in everyone. But I can't find Jesus in you, in what you've done. How do you think He would react if you told Him this story? I can only imagine with intense disappointment that one of his children would treat another in a manner that can only be described as Evil with a capital E. One day you will face judgment for what you've done, and that day cannot come soon enough.

Corey said...

Jocelyn, no wonder you haven't posted in awhile, you've been busy taking care of your family which is always priority number two (take care of numero uno first!) From what it looks like to me you did the little pansy a favor! Hopefully jail toughens him up and thus makes him a better person for when he gets out! Oh and there is nothing wrong with eating grapes at the store! You have to try the merchandise before you buy it! You are just teaching your daughter a valuable lesson!

Anonymous said...

Jesus and I have an understanding.
Yeah I am sure you do, The understanding is you are gonna burn in hell BITCH.

Anonymous said...

Your a motherfucker with shitty "instincts" and I hope your daughter marries him. I also believe the police will find you because you just made an illegal confesion and now you let 4chan and reddit get a hold you.

SEE YOU IN ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, BITCH!

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Good job empowering yourself to be a life-scarring bitch. Have fun dealing with that daughter whose boyfriend you totally ruined. I'm sure you'll tell her all about your scheming right? Raise her right and show her that its perfectly OK to step on people to get what you want.

Whether or not the interwebs policia catches up with you or whether you have any problem with your actions or not karma will catch up with you in the end.

I'm interested in what this understanding between you and white Jesus are.

Banana Hammock said...

LOL@ the 4chan commenters. Must be a slow day for the half-donkey half-buffalo porn illustrators.

I would love to know the answer to this question (not expecting an answer, but asking anyways): How many police/DHS/CPS calls do you receive? I am just astounded at the stupidity of randoms, and I am curious as to whether or not Richmond PD gets a kick out of your blog or they hate you for making them do work. Also, I am glad to see you back, I was missin' me some Joss parenting style.

Anonymous said...

Heh, The authority's have already viewed this page. This is gonna get good. Hope you can 'empower' yourself to not become a bitch when you leave your daughter for some hard earned jailtime.

You venomous whore.

Anonymous said...

"I'M A GOOD MOTHER FOR ASSAULTING AN OLD WOMAN FOR TEACHING MY CHILD NOT TO BE A THIEF, AND DESTROYING THE LIFE OF A YOUNG MAN BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MUSCLES. THAT'S WHAT PARENTING IS ALL ABOUT. I'M NOT AT ALL THE SCUM OF HUMANITY"

Anonymous said...

you are a poor excuse of a mother, i hope you rot in prison before frying in hell

Anonymous said...

I've never felt this disgusted with a human being before. Jeffrey Dahmer was a saint compared to you and your shit. Ruining lives and assaulting women, all in the name of protecting your daughter and god. I hope you rot, criminal scum.

Anonymous said...

How can you think what you did was justifiable? Are you that deluded to think that you can hide behind your magical invisible friend that you will not be on the end of a shitshorm heading your way?

You have angered the internet, and it does not forgive easily. If I were you I would just turn myself in and do as much as you can to lessen your inevitable jail sentence. Anyone else who thinks that what you did was a good thing can also suck on the end of a shotgun.

People like you make me hate the fact I'm of the same species.

Anonymous said...

How can you think what you did was justifiable? Are you that deluded to think that you can hide behind your magical invisible friend that you will not be on the end of a shitshorm heading your way?

You have angered the internet, and it does not forgive easily. If I were you I would just turn myself in and do as much as you can to lessen your inevitable jail sentence. Anyone else who thinks that what you did was a good thing can also suck on the end of a shotgun.

People like you make me hate the fact I'm of the same species.

Anonymous said...

That was honestly one of the worst stories I have ever read. You essentially sent a teenage boy to jail just because he was too "weak" for your daughter.

It is clear that you daughter must of liked him quite a bit. Knowing that you had to go this far just for them to break up shows that they really cared for each other.

How do you feel that you sent someone your daughter had feelings for to jail? If you honestly think this was "good" you are severely wrong. I wouldn't be surprised if your daughter said she despised you for this.

Have fun living the rest of your life knowing that you ruined both your daughter's relationship and a young man's life.

Anonymous said...

Maybe parenting your daughter and telling her why you didn't want her dating the guy would've been better than ruining his life. Hell, if you're such a great protector of your kids, why should she need someone else to protect her? I'm a teenaged girl, and I'd kill myself if you were my mother. You're absolutely heartless, and a huge fucking hypocrite. I wonder if you told your daughter all of this?

You teach your younger daughter that it's okay to steal, but your daughter dates a guy you don't like and you plan to have him sent to jail. And then you're totally okay with the results of your actions. You're the kind of person other mothers need to protect their children from.

I wonder just how well you'll be able to protect them from your jail cell.

Anonymous said...

Watch your back. When that boy gets out and finds out that you set him up, he's going to come gunning for you. He'll probably go after your daughter first, and use her to get to you.

Even a "weak" man can pull a trigger or light a fire.

Sleep well and I hope your daughter grows up to be a prostitute! :D

Anonymous said...

Damn, these haters need to lighten up. It's not like gettin locked up in Richmond city jail is the end of the damned world. They got a perty good infirmary, and hell, they can't keep you forever or nothing. Fricken kid got what wuz coming to him messin wit Joss's sweet little Jailen an all.

Isin said...

Wow... It sure has been a long time since your last post? I'm guessing you might had to serve some time maybe?

I love the comments on here.. 94 so far... That has to be a record..
It still amazes me how so many people just dont get it..

Anyways... Glad to see you back Jocelyn hope you don't take so fucking long to post next time..

Phil Usher said...

Glad to have you back, Jos!

I admire your "tough-love" parenting skills. I wish more parents would take a cue from you and do more for their rotten crotchspawn, but some people just don't listen to reason, do they?

Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

OMG u r a stupid, stupid bitch. I really wish something terrible would happen to you. You are the scum of the earth. Fuck off and die you dirty toothless cunt

Anonymous said...

The best part of you dried up on your mommy's thigh.

Anonymous said...

I hope you get stuck in a revolving door, try to push your way out, and have the glass break on your head. I hope the resulting lacerations are enough to cause you extreme pain, but not kill you. I hope you writhe in agony for at least twenty minutes until the ambulance comes. After you arrive at the hospital, I hope you contract staphylococcus and get massive, disgusting, and horribly painful boils in every one of your cuts.

I then hope the nurse misreads your chart and hops you up on blood thinners, which then lead you to bleed out of everyone of your sores. Hopefully right in front of your children.

In short: Please die.

Anonymous said...

You are SUCH a dumb bitch. Your daughter is still going to smoke pot, whether she is with that guy or not. You are a terrible person.

Anonymous said...

ever tought in getting a decent haircut and a tooth replacement?
Ofc not, ur a bloody redneck...

Anonymous said...

you are one abomination of humanity..

but you have legions of friends on the interwebs now..for that kid
you got tattooed and bufu'd I hope
you rot in hell...and your daughter too...

we never forget..
we never forgive..

expect us

Anonymous said...

what is wrong with you? kill yourself.

Anonymous said...

Fucking die. You are the worst kind of person. I hope that kid comes back and kills you some day.

Chris Voegele said...

I hope someone burns your house down you piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

stupid fucking whore. motherfuckers like you make me sick.

Anonymous said...

I fucked your daughter so hard that she screamed like the little cunt that she is.

No wonder this is your second marriage you crazy bitch.

I just might share her with the poor guy you sent to jail. He'll show her a good time before leaving her dead remains on the porch.

Anonymous said...

Ii used to be a stick too, now i'm not. Bet you are or maybe your fat as shit. I'm going to find you and kill your stupid twisted ass. I hate kids. i hate mothers more. Karma Bitch. Your going to die alone and slowly. Your daughter's sounds like a whore. I'm going analy rape her in front of you before i cut the bitch's head off. I hope you aren't weak so you can lift a car off your other kids head after drive over it.if this story true, i condone the destruction of human kind. we are evil little fucks, and the worst thing to happen to the universe. seriously i'm going to kill you. i know this won't make it up on the site, but your going suffer. your going to injest your own feces so you can taste the shit that comes out of your mouth. bitch know that people are after you.You old cunt when sticks get buff they don't forget who fucked them.

monkey said...

nice smile bicth. suck my dick

Anonymous said...

loose your tooth to a dick you ugly slut

Anonymous said...

You're a monster. You should be arrested.

kalashka! said...

You're a crazy lady which I think prison would be the right place for you :|

Anonymous said...

You despicable bitch!!!

Anonymous said...

EW! You're so fucking ugly!

Anonymous said...

your a evil person and i hope you die very slowly of cancer

Cheezedogg said...

Alright, your a crazy bitch and you should be thrown in jail for settin him up. I hope you die in a car fire while your little girls watch and that poor guy you had throw in jail cooks marshmellows over your burning corpse.

Anonymous said...

This is like when I first found your blog. So many off the rails responses! Nice job!

Anonymous said...

Joss, I just read all the posts - and - most of 'em are coming from one person. You've got a stalker. Lucky you!

Anonymous said...

Glad you are back whith a master piece.


Paraphrasing some of yours 'fans' Rot in Fun girl.

Anonymous said...

I hope you get stuck in a revolving door, try to push your way out, and have the glass break on your head. I hope the resulting lacerations are enough to cause you extreme pain, but not kill you. I hope you writhe in agony for at least twenty minutes until the ambulance comes. After you arrive at the hospital, I hope you contract staphylococcus and get massive, disgusting, and horribly painful boils in every one of your cuts. I then hope the nurse misreads your chart and hops you up on blood thinners, which then lead you to bleed out of everyone of your sores. Hopefully right in front of your children. In short: Please die.

Anonymous said...

I love that the 4channers are so tough, they run to the cops in droves. What a bunch of ignorant kids, don't they understand what a joke is?

Glad to have you back J, we need you now more than ever!

Anonymous said...

hi

im not involved in any of the 4chan or reddit stuff
just a normal person sent here randomly

but holy shit woman

you do all this horrible stuff then brag about it on the internet?
you body checked a clerk because your daughter stole a few grapes?
and you think your in the right?

and now you have ruined a boys whole life for your enjoyment?

your kids need protecting from you so they dont turn into crazy manipulating ignorant moronic self important bitches like you

and everybody encouraging her are even worse
to see this story and agree and ecourage the woman?

fuck off and go watch nascar

Anonymous said...

All of this "I've contacted the police" business just reminded me of the time when I foolishly sublet my house to some petty criminals. They then proceeded to trash the house and skip town, abandoning their dog in the process.

They sent some kid around to pick up the dog and take her to the pound, but by that time, I had already relocated her to a friend's house. When they got wind of this, I got a text from them, sent from the safety of a northbound U-haul 300 miles away, about how they were "going to call the cops."

Nonetheless, the idea of the police putting out an APB on Jocelyn Testes-Harder amuses me to no end.

Anonymous said...

I was sent here from Reddit and all I can say is that I find your twisted morality to honestly be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the Internet (and wow have I seen a lot).

My most fervent wish for you is that someday, somehow, the immense wall of defense mechanisms, rationalizations, and justifications that you must have constructed in order to act this way come tumbling down, and you have the piercing realization that you are driven by nothing but self-centeredness and cruelty.

Hopefully the shear volume of negative responses here can in some way help you reach that realization.

Bill said...

Joss absent, despair

Adrift, alone, Guidance lost

Sunrise! Joss returns

Ross the Scot said...

i cant help but think that you typify all that is wrong with the selfish corrupt society that people like you have created.just to have the lack of human feeling to be able to admit to behaving like some kind of stereotypical retarded cousin marrying yank shows that you really should consider suicide as soon as possible, for the benefit of us all. please remove yourself from the gene pool

Anonymous said...

Joss, i hope youre daughters get raped and hit by a semi the day they are supposed to have the kids... No, its not their fault your piece of work... i hope it happens to you... you are a coward, lower than a coward your a fucking insect and i cant wait for you to get whats coming to you

Anonymous said...

its nice to see another cunt out there....

Anonymous said...

Lady, Please just remove yourself from general society since you are apparently and extremely retarded. Actually no, that would give retarted people a bad name. Just please end yourself :D Please? Hell if you dont do it then karma will ^_^

I have heard hell is a nice place for crazy druggie white trash like you. Enjoy the ninth layer!

Anonymous said...

Entrapment is also illegal.

Calling your local police station right now.

Have a nice day.

bigrig1956 said...

Many parents like you could learn a parenting tip or two from you if they would just open their minds.
Don't wait for so long between posts.
You are truly a breath of fresh air!!!! LUV YA GAL!!!

Anonymous said...

I could probably put my dick in your tooth gap!

Anonymous said...

how dare you, firstly your daughter will never know what she really wants if she's not allowed to discover herself.

and the way you treated him, what happened to love thy neighbour?

Bradley said...

Get me out of here, Please!

Bradley

Anonymous said...

all i can say is "cunt"

oh and i hope you get hit by a trailer

Anonymous said...

You probably haven't told your daughter that you are the one who sent him to jail...because you know she would be ashamed of you. She would finally get a glimpse of the evil, cowardly scum that you are, and you are ashamed of that...aren't you? Admit it, you haven't told your daughter because you are ashamed of yourself and your actions. You may have built some walls so that the stronger people around you will continue to think you are a strong person too, but you know the truth deep down, you just can't see it yet...Just wait until those walls crumble.

Anonymous said...

You are the fucking scum of the earth.

to the author with love. said...

you fucking psychotic cunt. you deserve jail time for ruining this boys life. too bad they don't put you in jail for being a overweight, in-bred, hick because you could have a family reunion in there. fucking bitch

Anonymous said...

You are an evil bitch who threw a guiltless teenager in jail, most likely giving him PTSD for the rest of his life. I hope 4chan responds appropriately to your attack on this boy, I hope they make your life as miserable as you have undoubtedly made his.

Concerned for humanity said...

It's people like you that make me lose faith in humanity. People like you that propagate and pass on your skewed ideals to your kids. How do you think Bradley's parents felt about what was happening to their son? How would you feel if the same treatment was given to your daughter? Or to you? I think I died a little inside after reading this.

You are scum.

Anonymous said...

said... said... said... said... said... The ineternetz will be there, when you're not looking, to bring you despair, you'll see what's cooking, have fun in hell, you might see me there, just wanted to tell, the internetz does care

Anonymous said...

What an absolute CUNT you are. I can't wait to watch the internets tear you a new asshole.

Anonymous said...

Obtain potent chemical! Speak your name into the desired one. Eat flesh with candy cane eyes. Breath out of one ear and drink fire and ice. Blessed be the ones who hear this call. They are the number and the fall.

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe that people like you exist.... btw what the fuck happened to your tooth? Some sort of halloween costume or what? Did you not like your daughters bf because he had all of his teeth and that made you a little jealous? And for the supporters? WTF - put your self in the shoes of someone that knows the kid that she admittedly set up? Do you honestly think that is right...? Let your daughter make her own god damn decisions or is she too inbred to do that? Karma is a bitch - Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

You're a bitch and a coward!

Anonymous said...

Man, I hope those 4channers didn't get to our sweet Joss, it's been a long time since the last update. :(

Anonymous said...

As so, so many have said before me, you really should confess to your daughter what you have done. I'm amazed that people like you exist outside of the silver screen. If you dont make due with your sins the heavenly lord will smite you with all his might! Just like he himself has aids! BTW if you're a relly good mother you should drown yourself because you daughters will surely live a more prosperous life without you. And... to make things worse, you are fucking ugly lady, i bet your husband thinks of your children instead of you when he finally puts it right where it belongs. Your mouth!

Anonymous said...

As so, so many have said before me, you really should confess to your daughter what you have done. I'm amazed that people like you exist outside of the silver screen. If you dont make due with your sins the heavenly lord will smite you with all his might! Just like he himself has aids! BTW if you're a relly good mother you should drown yourself because you daughters will surely live a more prosperous life without you. And... to make things worse, you are fucking ugly lady, i bet your husband thinks of your children instead of you when he finally puts it right where it belongs. Your mouth!

TNL said...

Jocelyn,

Sounds like some crazy shit with the PO PO now looking for your ass! In case you need to lie low, just drive up to Sector 412 in Richmond because the 5-0 here won't care unless you got a brick of shit on you. You can totally hang at my place, but for god's sake, leave your chirren at home, unless they want to sleep in my basement, which does flood sometimes. Anywho, you can probably figure out where I live if you read my blog (you probably don't have time with all them babies, though). I mean, you went to the Chicken Box for christ's sake, so you definitely have been in the 411 and 412.

Anonymous said...

how did I end up at this fuckhole anyway? leaving.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm so glad I found you, Jocelyn! It must be the mainly male populace of reddit, who don't know, what parenting is about at all! No nerdy boy really can appreciate how hard it is to put up with all the shit that children bring to you from day to day, and it is you, who has to clean the mess up! Obviously the revenge thingy is just a fuss of the silly youngsters, they'll grow out of it soon. Keep up the good work!

Woman redditor

Anonymous said...

Redneck Scum, pure & simple!

You know, you sure can't be too bright if you've put your toothless pic on this blog....for all to see & possibly report ;)

Your children deserve better than you - you're no Mother

Anonymous said...

Seriously? This guy was trying to help you because you asked. I find that your actions were terrible. I hope your daughter is nothing like you, and finds your acts childish. Hopefully she'll choose to never talk to you again.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I kinda hope you get raped in every orifice in a dark alley for hours and be left to die alone and in pain.

For the love of everything that's worth loving, I hope you're no longer capable of breeding.

Fueltank said...

Er, when was the /b/ crowd going to unleash their wrath?

Behold the power or 4chan and reddit... or not, as it turns out.

Still love you, J.

Nicole said...

If i was you fuckin daughter i would fuck the hell out of that guy and rubed it all in ur fuckin face and say taste the fuckin rainbow

Anonymous said...

month after month, year after year: I love your blog!! and while the posts kill me, it's the comments that are just so amazing! WOW there is always someone out there to amaze.

Anonymous said...

Wow, what you did to an old woman who had every right to videotape your daughter filching grapes, and a young boy who's life has been physically, emotionally and socially scarred, is one of the most awful things I've ever heard of. You are truly sad and ignorant

phfeenikz said...

Jocelyn, I want you to have my babies. Which is kinda funny because I don't want to have children, but if I did want to have children, I would totally want them to gestate in your magnificent womb.

Anonymous said...

It's almost funny that you think you can publish what is literally a CONFESSION to felony crimes and get away with it. People such as yourself are the reasons that the south gets a bad rep and you deserve nothing but to rot in jail for it. Enjoy becoming someones prison bitch for the next few years because this is going to come back to haunt you in the best of ways. The Reddit community sends it's best wishes to the unfortunate guy whose life you single-handedly ruined and can't wait to hear your next blog from prison explaining why you can now fit something as big as a melon into your syphilis infected snatch. Later, bitch.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you're a bitch. :D
Just sayin'
According to Dante's levels of hell, you will be attending number 9.
Conspiracy, treason, and overall just being completely evil.
Karma comes in all shapes, sizes, colours, and flavors; I'm sure your daughter would jump at the chance to steal some from a grocery store.
Also, Mmmm Darla, working at the illustrious Qdoba, I suppose that would be karma enough... EXCEPT, what you did to that young man, should at the bare minimum affect you.
I think hell will suffice.

Anonymous said...

The best part of being a good guy is to know the bad guys always reap what they sow.

Enjoy what you can in life; for one day you will have to face the consequences of your actions from a power far greater than yourself Jocelyn...

I sincerely hope god shows you the mercy which you have not shown others. If not, it may you questioning why you are being raped and mutilated by diseased souls in a burning lake of fire for merely trying to "help" someone.

Anonymous said...

You ruined that poor boys life all because you thought he was undeserving of your daughter?
You are sick. I hope your daughter is raped by an STD infested felon which results in her suicide as punishment for destroying that poor boys life. "Protective instinct" my fucking ass. More like over-reactive dumb female bitch.

Anonymous said...

Wow...i hope someone fucking ENDS you. You're a piece of trash, and if you're proud your daughter is dating a manager at some taco shop, i already know everything there is to know about you, you sick hillbilly bitch. I hope that guy comes out of jail, and shows you what hes learned in there. And gives you whatever hes gotten.

For those of you who AGREE with you, disturbing. This woman thinks the guy isn't man enough,so she ruins his life? I hope someone judges you "weak" and takes a shotgun to your family to toughen you up. Sickos

Bost said...

Wow you make me sick. I have read a few of your articles and you are just flat out trash. What makes you think you can be some big fat bully. I have half a mind to report you to the authorities and see if they can figure out what poor boy you got locked up.