tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post2034818171592111509..comments2011-03-16T12:32:12.200-04:00Jocelyn Plumshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05481292770570771483noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-37212731555013628572011-03-16T11:05:03.601-04:002011-03-16T11:05:03.601-04:00God, I love you.sgracemalonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08070211257640983919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-19740738868808082892010-03-24T10:18:28.778-04:002010-03-24T10:18:28.778-04:00Go die.<br /><br />Just go die already you waste of space.<br /><br />Try take out as many of your offspring and siblings as possible on your way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-74796801070816227022010-03-21T20:25:19.386-04:002010-03-21T20:25:19.386-04:00If I ever get myself knocked up I hope I&#39;m half a good a mother as you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-78909062532887089212010-03-21T11:24:00.622-04:002010-03-21T11:24:00.622-04:00Jocelyn, pay no attention to the haters here! They&#39;re just hella jealous of your parenting skills.SkaryMovieznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-82649943422110882072010-03-21T06:55:28.203-04:002010-03-21T06:55:28.203-04:00I now can understand what exactly is wrong with america today. You. Thankfully I live in a more educated area of the country where rednecks and white trash are not as prevalent. If you want to talk about why you are a waste of space feel free to provide me a person email or phone number I can contact you at because reading this shit is simply revolting. How any man can tolerate you is simply amazing, not to mention that whoever allowed you to have kids is simply retarded, where the hell is child services?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-82301080268572997472010-03-20T10:20:10.350-04:002010-03-20T10:20:10.350-04:00You dyed your baby orange?! You must be freakin crazy! People will think he has jaundice. Next time, paint him in rubber cement and dip him in orange glitter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-5600100118123503302010-03-19T10:59:09.626-04:002010-03-19T10:59:09.626-04:00Paint is much better than the glue, just check the National Crime Lab Stats. If I may offer a Health tip - Crisco, thats right Crisco - gently smear that on your face prior to inhaling anything, I am suprised they don&#39;t offer this product in an easy to carry package. As an added bonus your skin may feel real smooth after that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-70988186289789869272010-03-19T10:18:49.702-04:002010-03-19T10:18:49.702-04:00The family that parties together, stays together. It&#39;s great that you chose to bring your little girl along for the St. Patrick&#39;s Day festivities. How are kids going to enjoy an enriched life and learn the ways of the world if they are cooped up at home with some creepy babysitter? <br /><br />Cheers.Phil Usherhttp://www.alligatorsinthesewer.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-59244194923055914002010-03-18T10:11:02.945-04:002010-03-18T10:11:02.945-04:00Great idea! When I go to the 500 in May I&#39;m going to paint my kid like a checkered flag! Girls love kids, so I&#39;m sure ill get a lot of titties flashed my way. <br /> You&#39;re the best and always have awesome ideas!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-90275151811261728232010-03-17T21:06:36.866-04:002010-03-17T21:06:36.866-04:00Jocelyn, you always give sound advice! I especially like how you try to warn us against your past mistakes like huffing spray paint (I think glue would probably be better for a first timer)! In fact, do you ever think about dedicating one of your posts to give advice to your readers? I know I have a couple of issues going on that I would love to have your opinion on (like how to slap a skank bitch who back talks you in an academic setting without going to jail)!Coreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04176450074706919512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-64175873150732773752010-03-17T20:38:02.609-04:002010-03-17T20:38:02.609-04:00Jocelyn, your heartfelt and emotional story of holiday bonding with your baby almost brought a tear to my eye. The image of you running after your child proves to me that there is no love like a mothers love. Perhaps the only exception would be the love between a crack whore and her baggie of huffin&#39; paint.Tack-hammer Slimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-69389929385599626212010-03-17T20:12:30.143-04:002010-03-17T20:12:30.143-04:00I think it&#39;s super sweet that you included your daughter in the St. Patty&#39;s day festivities. You&#39;re a great mother, Jocelyn!SkaryMovieznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-29551681012128981602010-03-17T19:43:10.236-04:002010-03-17T19:43:10.236-04:00gingers have no soul. NO SOUL!Hobiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17917818069048659672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-37818480266474637572010-03-17T14:27:25.607-04:002010-03-17T14:27:25.607-04:00I reely wanna thank u for your advice. Her I thought I was gonna have to skip St Pattys day for the first time to stay at home with my 9 month old, pretty sure he come from one of the 4 guys that did me last Pattys day in the john at McGurks, but now we are all geared up to party. I used some of that orange face paint on his hair so it should wash out pretty good. I found the cutest lil belly sling in kelly green for him so I can have both hands free fer drinkin. <br /><br />Question for ya. Do u think it be tacky to have the sling in front if I&#39;m getting it on with a guy in the john or should I swing the sling to the back? Course Ifn I take it from the rear I guess it wouldn&#39;t matter eh.<br /><br />Thanks agin for all the great parentin advice. You are kinda my role model.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-13406536037851750802010-03-17T11:03:36.186-04:002010-03-17T11:03:36.186-04:00Girl I love all your stories.. This one had me crying. Here I am sitting at work making all kind of noises while tryig to hold in my laughter.. You are a great person.. No one has lived life like you.. I wish i had as much fun as you had or are having. You are a great mother too.. God i would love to go bar hoping with you and all the rounds would be on me.... Take care and be safeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-14475067355583887692010-03-17T10:25:36.590-04:002010-03-17T10:25:36.590-04:00Trust me, i got my fill of red paint at Christmas time a few years back. Let this be a warning to all you whipper-snappers out there--drankin and huffin don&#39;t MIX!<br /><br />I&#39;ll admit though, Darla&#39;s outfit just sounds darlin, darlin!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-81946930066800276612010-03-17T09:16:49.577-04:002010-03-17T09:16:49.577-04:00Sounds like a great St. Pattys day - make sure you keep it up this year!Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10365583174526120177noreply@blogger.com