Comments on Jocelyn's Corner: I do it my way!

"While some of your points are valid, you sou...

2010-01-08T10:28:35.368-05:00

"While some of your points are valid, you sound like what's wrong with society... "

I believe that is the whole point of this blog.

Love it Jocelyn, keep on writing!

trog69: Leave your refrigerator box next to the li...

2009-12-15T10:00:24.834-05:00

trog69:
Leave your refrigerator box next to the library where you go to post comments. You can get another one from the local Sears when you get here. But don't get too comfortable. Remember, here in Texas we like to put homeless retarded daughter fuckers on death row.

Well baby, let's get the kids and pack our shi...

2009-12-14T20:09:23.416-05:00

Well baby, let's get the kids and pack our shit; We're movin' to Arlington, Tx! Woohoo!

When we get done with that place, they'll rue the day they didn't roll out the red carpet for us white trash folk.

Now, hurry up and get the trailer hitched up...I gotta go get us some beer for the trip. Yeah, yeah, and some chips for the kids. Damn, can't ya just breast feed the older ones, too?

Here you go. I don't know who made the first c...

2009-12-14T15:22:28.787-05:00

Here you go.
I don't know who made the first comment, but I'm not anonymous, and I'll still call you a cunt. You seem to believe that we should all be proud of you, and be happy that you speak your mind, and do whatever you want to do. Powerful women? Please. You somehow have come to the conclusion that you are powerful when you are just and abrasive bitch. And it seems that all your fans are white trash just like yourself. You're entitled because you're an Amur'can, and that's all anyone needs to know.
Fortunately, with people's overall tendencies to group with trash of the same kind, I won't have to worry too much about y'all trashing up my internet. So thanks for sticking to your little dirty corner of it.

"You have KIDS? As in plural? They must be tw...

2009-11-18T14:40:41.149-05:00

"You have KIDS? As in plural? They must be twins. I can't believe someone fucked you twice."

Okay, that's pretty funny.

You have KIDS? As in plural? They must be twins....

2009-11-18T13:48:17.662-05:00

You have KIDS? As in plural? They must be twins. I can't believe someone fucked you twice.

You are a disgrace to human kind. I'm pretty s...

2009-09-24T19:09:49.731-04:00

You are a disgrace to human kind. I'm pretty sure you eat this shit up though. Are you glad that you are a fucking waste of life?

Powerful is one thing...cheap and ordinary another...

2009-09-09T09:10:16.538-04:00

Powerful is one thing...cheap and ordinary another. You are not powerful...
If you want to behave like a bitch maybe you should try to add some style to that. But being that stupid that will be hard for you.
Btw...you should go and see a dentist...

And I am not registering here so you can have my name...I also will be signed Anonymous...but if it satisfies you to have my name...it's Dee from Germany.

@ 'Perfect Man' - at least the tobacco tas...

2009-09-08T14:59:52.824-04:00

@ 'Perfect Man' - at least the tobacco taste in our mouth will cover up the schmega stench you're packing in your pants; it's the only way a blow job is tolerable at times.

You're new mantra is: smells like soap, tastes like fritos.

Go Jocelyn!

2009-09-08T12:10:17.834-04:00

Go Jocelyn!

While some of your points are valid, you sound lik...

2009-09-07T02:42:58.683-04:00

While some of your points are valid, you sound like what's wrong with society - people that think they deserve two spots because they are alive. Hope you have friends...

OMFG did someone beat you with an ugly stick? No w...

2009-09-07T01:09:34.607-04:00

OMFG did someone beat you with an ugly stick? No wonder you don't give a shit about anyone or anything, you've got nothing to lose.

Also, to the people commenting about Anonymous posts, you're basically just as anonymous. This is the internet you fucking morons.

Only fat cunts defend stupid fat cunts. Fact.

2009-09-07T01:01:20.237-04:00

Only fat cunts defend stupid fat cunts. Fact.

I have a proposal for you, Jocelyn. First we'...

2009-09-06T00:32:19.810-04:00

I have a proposal for you, Jocelyn.

First we'll kill a suitcase or two of Natty Ice. Then we'll go to the Waffle Iron and order a big spread. Grits, waffles, pancakes, eggs, a couple of pecan pies, one of everything on the menu. Smothered and covered, oh yeah.

As soon as it's delivered and the waitress turns her back we'll strip naked, passionately tearing each others clothes off and falling into each others arms right there on the table, flinging plates and eggs as our flailing limbs and thrusting loins take over.

We'll shag like wild animals with such ferocity and passion that they won't dare stop us and will be too deeply in awe to call the cops. After we're done making the beast with two and sometimes three backs I'll vomit in the nearest coffee urn or potted plant and light up smokes for both of us.

At this point we'll refuse to pay for all the food, because of course we didn't eat any. We were too busy and distracted by our passion.

They'll protest like a bunch of whiny bitches, of course, but that will only inflame our desires which we will act out in a fresh booth. Since we're still covered in pie, eggs and grits we'll slip and slide in the vinyl booths like it was buttered satin. We will also make use of several counter stools, the counter, the lobby benches and the pie case before they finally chase us out into the street.

Since they'll probably be forced by the health department to burn down the restaurant and have the ashes interned at Yucca Mountain for safe keeping I reckon it's a foolproof plan.

But I don't want any more kids. If you get pregnant I'll pay for the abortion. But if you want to keep it you'll have to prove it by drinking a flat of Hamm's in your third trimester and wrestling a bear while falling down a flight of stairs and chain smoking.

OMFG so hot. BRB, fucking the mayo jar again.

(Best part about fucking the mayo jar? I haven't had to buy a new one in months. People keep making sandwiches, but the jar is always full! Win!)

Jocelyn There are people who know what they want,...

2009-09-05T21:42:48.102-04:00

Jocelyn

There are people who know what they want, and people who are just plain offensive. Most people have a common decency and courtesy, they are not the bitter arrogant and rude.

Sounds like at 36 you still haven't sorted out your teen angst issues, and bottle a sizeable emotional insecurity that you feel you have to assert yourself in such a public way so that people might notice you.

I have to say that the need to publicise the open relationship is yet another insight into your insecurity. And no I am not tempted.

My wife is what I call a strong woman, but she has a poise, tact, and a tenacity to be who she wants to be. She represents what a strong woman is, which is everything you are not.

I feel sorry for kids

FYI,when you come into a restaurant the way you ha...

2009-09-05T19:47:45.642-04:00

FYI,when you come into a restaurant the way you have described, know that we do all sorts of nasty things to your food. Spit, piss, and other bodily fluids make their way into your food and beverage. For beauties like you, we'll use our penises to stir your drink, or we'll dunk our testicles into your milk. One of my favorites is when we take the bread and rub it on the walls of the urinal. From the looks of it though, you shouldn't have any problems with the pubes sticking in between your teeth. Bon appetite!

You are scum. Plain and simple.

2009-09-05T16:44:32.494-04:00

You are scum. Plain and simple.

Love how the very first comment brings it with th...

2009-09-05T13:50:48.610-04:00

Love how the very first comment brings it with the C word. How original. Don't let them get you down girl! They're just jealous haters is all!

You still go to DMV? I figured youd be doing every...

2009-09-05T11:57:42.534-04:00

You still go to DMV? I figured youd be doing everything online?

Jocelyn i love you but never cause problems for pe...

2009-09-04T17:29:39.215-04:00

Jocelyn i love you but never cause problems for people who prepare your food YOU never know what happens in the kitchen of an restaurant if you catch my drift and i hope you do other than that i admire you tenacity and your hard work.

Looks like you caught some train wrecks with your ...

2009-09-04T04:45:23.953-04:00

Looks like you caught some train wrecks with your face. Women who smoke smells worse than doggy pooper scoopers.

It is just too funny that people really take this ...

2009-09-03T21:10:28.450-04:00

It is just too funny that people really take this blog to heart. Keep on keeping on. You are as funny as crap in a burrito!!

Wow you're fucking ugly!! Looks like your fuck...

2009-09-03T17:10:07.842-04:00

Wow you're fucking ugly!! Looks like your fucking face caught on fire and someone put it out with a fucking rake!!!

I am an anonymous tough guy and I am going to give...

2009-09-03T13:46:13.272-04:00

I am an anonymous tough guy and I am going to give you a what for! Bla bla bla!!!

haha, i love Anonymous comments.

2009-09-03T08:35:07.469-04:00

haha, i love Anonymous comments.