tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post5085812374667459385..comments2011-12-02T15:51:31.301-05:00Jocelyn Plumshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05481292770570771483noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-85634450455800201122010-01-31T11:59:17.250-05:002010-01-31T11:59:17.250-05:00Ah Jocelyn, I&#39;m truly in love.<br /><br />Will you be my valentine?<br /><br />:-)Meanroynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-91650606354136379882009-12-17T23:26:20.269-05:002009-12-17T23:26:20.269-05:00I have&#39;nt laughed this hard in years. Thank you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-71023637572982396132009-10-28T23:07:28.204-04:002009-10-28T23:07:28.204-04:00Thanks for the laughs!lady writernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-2838250623134660132009-10-25T14:32:02.156-04:002009-10-25T14:32:02.156-04:00This is disgusting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-36529382852801417482009-10-02T21:09:32.341-04:002009-10-02T21:09:32.341-04:00This whole time I&#39;ve been paying women extra to fart in my face, what a gyp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-39647006566226640312009-06-08T20:50:01.000-04:002009-06-08T20:50:01.000-04:00A stripper is calling another stripper a train-wreck. That&#39;s even funnier than this blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-38665164645157052009-06-08T12:52:50.963-04:002009-06-08T12:52:50.963-04:00Great blog! LOLAnnie Templehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14085804468930367981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-37128351369151488502009-04-23T09:49:00.000-04:002009-04-23T09:49:00.000-04:00wow jocelyn testes-harder......i cant believe the majority dont understand this blogAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-66611284251412197492009-04-14T14:05:00.000-04:002009-04-14T14:05:00.000-04:00This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Ever. And I've never been more turned on. I'll pay you any amount of money in exchange for you throwing on the old cat suit, shoving your fat ass in my face, and blowing a fart. DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-71311116967304992172009-04-14T13:21:00.000-04:002009-04-14T13:21:00.000-04:00This blog is full of win.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-69828331421920628012009-04-10T17:17:00.000-04:002009-04-10T17:17:00.000-04:00OMG! Why can't these readers see this is comedy!! It's supposed to be FUNNY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-53627053527356432902009-02-20T17:12:00.000-05:002009-02-20T17:12:00.000-05:00I do hope you're joking as I've never been available for blatant sex for money and haven't been fingered in the VIP. <BR/><BR/>When I heard a dancer did a crappy dance for some food stamps I thought that was pretty low. But touching a guys junk for some smokes...what a horrible little train wreck you are to put it mildly.Stripper Hackshttp://stripperhacks.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-52113473220065244492008-11-18T17:57:00.000-05:002008-11-18T17:57:00.000-05:00So that's why the bouncer threw me out the door.obbophttp://obbop.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-19986202825184061752008-11-18T15:00:00.000-05:002008-11-18T15:00:00.000-05:00Let me get this right... you farted in a guy's face, then tried to laugh about it. He got pissed off, and you lied to get him thrown out of the club and possibly injured?<BR/><BR/>You are kinda a bitch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-65865509023267313882008-10-28T10:42:00.000-04:002008-10-28T10:42:00.000-04:00My secret is to tip the girls with $2 bills. They think they are rare and they ignore the guy who just gave them a $20, while telling me stories about their daughter and how this gift will go into her hope chest.<BR/><BR/>Tip 2. Never pay for a lap dance. Those are for suckers. You wanna just take her home... and NEVER ask for one there. Trust me on that one.Rahttp://bacon.reddit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-19810365435202727342008-10-21T03:19:00.000-04:002008-10-21T03:19:00.000-04:00You can jossle my testes as hard as you like baby. Truly, you are the woman I've been waiting for. Ditch that loser Phil and hop on the Rico train baby!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-10006000456704712302008-10-20T23:37:00.000-04:002008-10-20T23:37:00.000-04:00I was going to avoid posting on this, but then these ridiculous comments, all of them from anonymous posters.<BR/><BR/>Went to strip club in Richmond just once - for a bachelor party a few years ago - and was disappointed by the Band-Aids, the $30 price tag for a two-song dance, the dancers fighting over the aforementioned crumpled dollar bills/beer labels like Waffle House waitresses for tips and one portly dancer actually stealing my friend's bills.<BR/><BR/>Then again, it's about personal choice. I'm sure it was much better than the Russian androids that have infiltrated my old stomping grounds of New Jersey.<BR/><BR/>Jocelyn, I agree with the sentiment that I wasn't sure how serious this was, because, like Kathy Griffin last month, the funny ended abruptly.Tom Sanchez Prunierhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15606868449234294232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-54256975537523656232008-10-20T23:35:00.000-04:002008-10-20T23:35:00.000-04:00&quot;He didn&#39;t agree, so I told the bouncers that he groped me, and they threw him skull-first onto the pavement outside. &quot;<BR/><BR/>Wow, that was uncalled for. You farted in the guy&#39;s face and you expect him NOT to get upset? <BR/><BR/>What a bitch &gt;:[Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-62148824184497203192008-10-20T20:41:00.000-04:002008-10-20T20:41:00.000-04:00$50 says she will blow McCain before Election Day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-49540054158860974092008-10-20T18:10:00.000-04:002008-10-20T18:10:00.000-04:00$20 says she's voting for McCain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-70740838448098976902008-10-20T16:47:00.000-04:002008-10-20T16:47:00.000-04:00Too funny... and here all this time, I've been using actual U.S. dollar bills!!! WOW! I never knew!!!<BR/><BR/>Can I get a "hummer" (not the truck, mind you) for a pack of "Chicklets" and a pair of nylons?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Just thought I'd ask.....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12366720664203056683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-11942324144687671982008-10-20T16:24:00.000-04:002008-10-20T16:24:00.000-04:00Anon: "In places like ASIA they would never let their citizens blog such vile content." You should be proud that you live in a country where free speech and democracy are valued, that is what our forefathers had in mind when they wrote the first amendment. Furthermore, how would sending her to Iran make her a lady? Unless you think being a lady involves being a repressed, second-class citizen with no rights. I don't think you have any idea what you are talking about, you should just keep your mouth shut to avoid any future embarrassments!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-89344283069582975282008-10-20T14:50:00.000-04:002008-10-20T14:50:00.000-04:00Oooh, don't forget that when a patron chooses to tip a stripper while she's still onstage, it's best to wad the bills up and throw them at her like spitballs. Substituting beer labels and gum wrappers when you run out of cash is also acceptable; after all, she's so caught up in the eroticism of the moment that she'll never notice!LSTBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-55109492160438725412008-10-20T14:14:00.000-04:002008-10-20T14:14:00.000-04:00I don't know what's more hilarious, the content of your blog, or the comments that preach at you! I haven't laughed so hard in a while. You make me want to be you when I grow up! Well, maybe not. But you get what I mean!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-14040325966847521002008-10-20T11:14:00.000-04:002008-10-20T11:14:00.000-04:00Glad to hear I've been doing it right all along.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com