tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post5288932757427115522..comments2011-12-02T15:52:17.217-05:00Jocelyn Plumshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05481292770570771483noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-68269508755006780472010-03-03T02:17:05.416-05:002010-03-03T02:17:05.416-05:00In which malls and in what stores did you find free samples of tooth whitener?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-58194507157258432852010-01-21T02:00:08.208-05:002010-01-21T02:00:08.208-05:00In all seriousness, my dog went out of his way to eat chicken bones and chocolate, consuming them on a semi-regular basis his entire life. He was especially fond of dark chocolate, which he would go to great lengths to steal and devour. And he simply loved chicken bones of all types, making sure to jam them way in the back of his mouth so that they could not be retrieved by paranoid humans after he&#39;d scored them from the gutter or the trash can.<br /><br />He died of natural causes at the ripe old age of 13.<br /><br />Go figure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-6911241792273437412009-09-04T12:31:37.879-04:002009-09-04T12:31:37.879-04:00how do homeless people get dogs?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-31173565464093285652009-08-24T07:23:02.796-04:002009-08-24T07:23:02.796-04:00chris, unfortunately, i can see through your excuses to not practice small-time philanthropy as just another excuse to be a tightwad greedy asshole. im sure you practice the same thing when it comes to tipping your servers. who cares what they do with the money you give them? im sure if you slept in the rain on a parkbench and suffered from some mental disability like alot of the folks out on the street, you&#39;d want a nice fat shot of heroin too.Matty Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-51262532522408502022008-11-03T21:19:00.000-05:002008-11-03T21:19:00.000-05:00Cool article.<BR/><BR/>In all seriousness though, I get really ticked when I see people giving handouts to panhandlers. Speaking as a very left-leaning, charitable, compassionate guy, I nonetheless assert that this is among the most cruel things you could do to a person. Paying someone to stand on a street corner only keeps them trapped in that condition.<BR/><BR/>So as not to sound insulting, I've come up with a convenient excuse (which in my case actually happens to be true about 98% of the time)... I just say "sorry dude. All I got's plastic; I don't carry cash."Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-72741787771408024072008-10-23T17:43:00.000-04:002008-10-23T17:43:00.000-04:00I think you should add something about the sin of welfare, while collecting a government check. And then there is always the Jesus stickers on the bumper with Rush Limbaugh on the radio.Sonicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-25331399105870924552008-10-22T15:02:00.000-04:002008-10-22T15:02:00.000-04:00Amazing how many ppl are up in arms about feeding the dog chocolate, but a bag of chicken bones for the dog to choke and die on is perfectly acceptable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-29548589909949434352008-10-20T05:11:00.000-04:002008-10-20T05:11:00.000-04:00I miss Carytown...Magentahttp://www.myspace.com/magentahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-76883269935175191612008-10-17T14:13:00.000-04:002008-10-17T14:13:00.000-04:00I bet the above anonymous person is meade skeltonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-64603573108540720412008-10-17T11:24:00.000-04:002008-10-17T11:24:00.000-04:00you're so stupid Joselyn. dogs can't eat chocolate. why do people think you're funny? to me you're just plain crummy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-27779071253667858092008-10-16T20:58:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:58:00.000-04:00You forgot about having sex with the homeless! They need their lovin' too!John Rothhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04281740767790550508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-74660779922703239962008-10-16T20:04:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:04:00.000-04:00I laughed, thanks.xerogodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02998865413699292434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-45262410317980764182008-10-16T10:24:00.000-04:002008-10-16T10:24:00.000-04:00chocolates will kill the dogAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com