tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post5400171623702363948..comments2012-02-03T13:22:32.898-05:00Jocelyn Plumshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05481292770570771483noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-82398947968005642352011-02-05T10:53:21.072-05:002011-02-05T10:53:21.072-05:00I think the grossest part was the idea of McDonald&#39;s surf n turf.Amerikan Ramblerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14517947459079905987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-33437973850461773982010-03-22T16:07:08.982-04:002010-03-22T16:07:08.982-04:00&quot;But his favorite is when I crush beer cans by slapping them against the counter with my floppy left tit.&quot;<br /><br />Dude.. WTF.Jimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00659725614992037471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-80351691180776232842010-02-26T18:19:17.715-05:002010-02-26T18:19:17.715-05:00i just want to say that i think its funny you dont want to tell your husband about your &quot;open relationship&quot;. No wonder he wants to get the hell out of the house more than 1 day a month, especially when it seems as though you can come and go as you please. I feel bad for the guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-34357340861220622272010-02-18T04:53:23.157-05:002010-02-18T04:53:23.157-05:00I am inspired by you, As a British Girl must I confess that America&#39;s comedy is slightly dry, you totally bring it back on top :D<br />Keep on going JocelynAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-18641743217092798052010-02-15T21:35:58.597-05:002010-02-15T21:35:58.597-05:00OMG, you&#39;re missing a tooth, hahahaha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-3850616825749956162010-02-15T04:25:04.307-05:002010-02-15T04:25:04.307-05:00Wow, I can only imagine how annoying you must be in personAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-66051550944505700362010-02-14T12:10:07.529-05:002010-02-14T12:10:07.529-05:00spirit of romance can suck my dickkthxbai2uhttp://kthxbai2u.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-82210972128578682052010-02-12T15:31:26.843-05:002010-02-12T15:31:26.843-05:00Hi honey, any chance you can slip away from Phil while he&#39;s busy doing the neighbor this afternoon?<br />I like to make good on that Valentine promise.<br />(He doesn&#39;t read this does he!?)<br /><br />Your true love,<br /> MeanRoy.Meanroynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-30776555514618478352010-02-12T12:51:50.604-05:002010-02-12T12:51:50.604-05:00&quot;don&#39;t forget the chore boy&quot; = priceless <br /><br />(For those who don&#39;t know, glass tubing + chore boy = crack pipe... all 7-11s carry these two items)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-69257961562482313362010-02-11T23:56:19.453-05:002010-02-11T23:56:19.453-05:00damn you are one busted ass trailer part bitchGrazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906143110032855697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-20945149432875429912010-02-11T18:13:24.324-05:002010-02-11T18:13:24.324-05:00I hope the little rocks stuck in the bottoms of your Jellies don&#39;t scratch Phil&#39;s sides. That might be a mood killa. Happy VD!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-88712642324214132972010-02-11T09:55:12.757-05:002010-02-11T09:55:12.757-05:00Question - do you pop the tab off the beer can before you smash it? Or does Phil think it&#39;s sexy when the tab gets stuck in your nipple ring?Baristahttp://www.cafedarkness.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-12528640063200711902010-02-11T07:06:32.310-05:002010-02-11T07:06:32.310-05:00any doubt as to why I love you are now dispelled..You are a true romantic you sexy thing.Harleyrydrnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-37037460777424111712010-02-10T17:01:29.152-05:002010-02-10T17:01:29.152-05:00Aww -- I&#39;m so glad the spirit of romance isn&#39;t dead yet! That&#39;s so sweet!Flintharthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17456024642528783549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-14306785036951907442010-02-10T11:56:24.021-05:002010-02-10T11:56:24.021-05:00Those stupid things are crack stems? I always wondered!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com