Comments on Jocelyn's Corner: Y'all need to go through me!

To follow on to some of the comments above...I hop...

2011-10-08T21:52:10.653-04:00

To follow on to some of the comments above...I hope you enroll your offspring in Mandarin class and study Chaiman Mao's Little Red Book ASAP. With filth like you in positions of authority this country doesn't stand a chance!

I hate you and everything you stand for. You'r...

2011-08-11T22:09:33.281-04:00

I hate you and everything you stand for. You're a shallow, pathetic excuse for a person. I hope that lost tooth is the result of someone giving you what you deserve. You treat people like shit and put yourself on a pedestal when in reality you're nothing but an insecure closed minded bigot who thinks they know it all. I hope for you're sake that this is a joke thread. I'm a person who doesn't get upset easily and believes that everyone has the right to do whatever it is they want as long as it doesn't interfere with others lives but I feel sorry for you're children if you raise them in such a manner where you can just walk all over people. They deserve better then that.

You are one of the problems posed by a capitalist ...

2011-08-11T12:21:24.318-04:00

You are one of the problems posed by a capitalist system. You are not a creator, but a parasite who feeds off of others. Your reward shall be the destruction of all you know.

Brilliant. I didn't see that ending coming, a...

2009-08-14T13:40:06.361-04:00

Brilliant. I didn't see that ending coming, and I should have. I really should have.

This is horrifying. People like you are what's...

2009-07-28T02:26:46.873-04:00

This is horrifying. People like you are what's wrong with America. Dick Cheney is the more intelligent example of people who make it seem like an open call for applicants only to hire a buddy or relative instead. If someone late-term aborted you we'd never have seen the Iraq war, Blackwater, or "Great job, 'Brownie!'" I hate you.

You are a horrible person. I can't believe any...

2009-07-20T19:08:41.237-04:00

You are a horrible person. I can't believe anyone can be such a piece of shit. You steal, lie, cheat and whats worse; you teach your children this is the right thing to do. I hope all the hairs on your ass turn into fish hooks, you miserable bitch.

Hey "just me". Haven't looked for a ...

2009-07-19T23:24:20.318-04:00

Hey "just me". Haven't looked for a job recently have you. They will say "you are perfect" you are just what we are looking for . Call back when my secretary can run interference and can tell you I am at an important emergency conference with HR heads from around the country all the while you can see them in their office practicing the charleston.

Anonymous just made me realize what drags me back ...

2009-07-19T23:00:04.992-04:00

Anonymous just made me realize what drags me back here. You are every single ex wife and bad date rolled into one. Too hot. I don't remember any of the good dates. Wanna know why that is? I'll bet you can guess.

Awesome. Simply superb.

2009-07-19T15:28:54.649-04:00

Awesome. Simply superb.

Searching the net for embarrassing pictures of the...

2009-07-19T11:19:52.614-04:00

Searching the net for embarrassing pictures of the applicants? I wouldn't bother: it means combing through these 80CVs to find out their names. They are better left anonymous.

Wooha, this is amazing. I didn't realize peopl...

2009-07-19T05:17:21.236-04:00

Wooha, this is amazing. I didn't realize people could be that stupid ! Seriously, I can't wait for the day you'll be searching for a job !

what company do you work with? they must have ver...

2009-07-18T09:47:39.566-04:00

what company do you work with? they must have very low standerds to hire someone with your kind of skills. Absolutly disgusting.

God damn that's harsh, but funny though.

2009-07-17T16:37:27.611-04:00

God damn that's harsh, but funny though.

"Oh, sure! I'd never hire a woman who wa...

2009-07-17T10:46:21.814-04:00

"Oh, sure! I'd never hire a woman
who was more attractive than me!"

Joss, honey, surely no woman exists that's more attractive than you! You're like all my ex-wifes rolled into one perfect package!

can i like borrow you to hire here becuz they hire...

2009-07-17T08:44:39.935-04:00

can i like borrow you to hire here becuz they hire the new ppl depending how hott they are its some bs!

Hey, I think we must work at the same place! I'...

2009-07-16T21:32:16.471-04:00

Hey, I think we must work at the same place! I'm surprised I ever got the job, but I'm so glad I did. No one ever notices that I'm drunk most of the day! Thanks god for purse flasks.

I'm currently unemployed and looking for work,...

2009-07-16T17:28:29.823-04:00

I'm currently unemployed and looking for work, and this still made me laugh out loud. I'm convinced that this is exactly what keeps happening to my resume, and I have been tortured on a few first interviews, talked to about how AWESOME the job is, and then never called back and ignored if I called them.

I guess it amuses me because I'd probably do the same if I had an HR position. I'm that evil.

Justme: I'm shocked you are looking for a job ...

2009-07-16T11:52:38.289-04:00

Justme: I'm shocked you are looking for a job right now. You seem like such a viable candidate for jobs such as: working on Jerry Springer, being a professional baby daddy or even a Carnie. Good luck in your job hunt!

That is retarded the way you treated people lookin...

2009-07-16T11:40:29.798-04:00

That is retarded the way you treated people looking for a job! Get a backbone and just tell them straight up instead of leading them on. I am looking for work also and if I found out you wasted my time for your own entertainment I would smack the s&*t out of you!I see you hired your friend to do the dirty work. NICE, now she's hiring her relatives and friends. People wonder why this country is failing, because of idiots like YOU!

Sounds like the hiring SOP for all companies I'...

2009-07-16T11:08:39.839-04:00

Sounds like the hiring SOP for all companies I'm familiar with.

OMG! This is hilarious.

2009-07-16T09:49:48.837-04:00

OMG! This is hilarious.