Comments on Jocelyn's Corner: Runnin' thangs!

Baby, don't listen to the people saying to fir...

2010-02-25T08:45:36.014-05:00

Baby, don't listen to the people saying to fire even more people. Who the hell's gonna do any work around there after that? Whaddayamean, Joss can start doin' sumpin!? She's management now, idjits. If the other workers saw her actually doing work, why, it'd tear the very fabric of the system's drapery.

Now Joss, here's what needs to happen, if/when sales slumps even further; Get together with the girl running HR, and get her to change your contract to give you a huge golden parachute, then, fire your own incompetent ass! Sweet, huh?

Yo just so you know, Obama didn't make the rec...

2010-01-17T20:53:57.618-05:00

Yo just so you know, Obama didn't make the recession Bush did. Obama came in to office after the market had gone into free fall. Dear god lady stop watching Fox News

"People like you are the blisters on the tain...

2010-01-07T15:21:26.886-05:00

"People like you are the blisters on the taint of decent society."

I'm gonna get that engraved on something....

Not to mention that you get to pawn all of the lef...

2009-12-29T12:24:30.124-05:00

Not to mention that you get to pawn all of the left over junk they leave behind.
I did that exact thing a couple of years back and bought me a ski boat.

Your Friend,
Kindred Spirits

Kudos to you! Friendship is the biggest block to w...

2009-12-24T09:28:05.057-05:00

Kudos to you! Friendship is the biggest block to workplace productivity. Plus, once people get close, they are more likely to plot against their superiors. Such insubordination must be squelched!

Truly, we need more savvy managers like you in this country, putting the focus back on work! We'll lick this recession yet!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

2009-12-23T14:03:00.775-05:00

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Oh, and the Zombie-AIDS line is still cracking me ...

2009-12-23T12:58:45.727-05:00

Oh, and the Zombie-AIDS line is still cracking me up.

"just kidding, you hideous bitch. I sincerely...

2009-12-23T12:55:30.357-05:00

"just kidding, you hideous bitch. I sincerely hope your dead father wakes from the dead to gang-rape you with his zombie friends. Upon receiving Zombie-AIDS, i'd like you to return home to your "Open relationship" hubby, and find him in bed with the priest that baptized your children. When you leave your trailor running and screaming, i truly want each person that you spied on and fired from your job, to be waiting for you in the street ready to bludgeon you to death with every office supply you have in your cubicle.

People like you are the blisters on the taint of decent society.

Die........ you rotten fuck."

What a huge heart - and you certainly embody Christian spirit! Merry Christmas to all.....especially my dear Joss!

Jocelyn, Good job on cleaning house. Those people...

2009-12-22T15:23:48.497-05:00

Jocelyn,

Good job on cleaning house. Those people need to swim or sink.

Just because it is the time of year that people celebrate their make believe fantasy religious holidays isn't an excuse for slacking off. If anything I think you really need to increase the pressure. Maybe you should eliminate one of the places to sit/desk. That might help. Maybe a gold star/stormy cloud chart for performance.

As far as sales go maybe you should make some of the people wear a sandwich boards or do one of those neato sign throwing deals out on the corner. Those always seem to attract a lot of attention if you kick all the homeless trash out of the way.

Well keep up the good work. I think you are executive CEO type material. Make sure those ass munches in corporate figure out who's boss. You might want to look into knocking out the spot above yours. Maybe a drug induced sex spree with a hooker (don't forget your camera) would free up an executive slot. Just a thought.

As always anytime you get bored with your husband just let me know. I have lots of money and would love to spend it on you.

Jocelyn, first I'd like to remind everyone tha...

2009-12-22T13:42:01.427-05:00

Jocelyn,
first I'd like to remind everyone that You are entitled to pursue happiness and contentment in any fashion you'd like. I completely understand what you had to do, and i applaud your efforts as an office manager. It's obvious that you are keener than most people in your work place, and possess the ability to make difficult decisions for the best. Stay strong, and keep up the work.....

just kidding, you hideous bitch. I sincerely hope your dead father wakes from the dead to gang-rape you with his zombie friends. Upon receiving Zombie-AIDS, i'd like you to return home to your "Open relationship" hubby, and find him in bed with the priest that baptized your children. When you leave your trailor running and screaming, i truly want each person that you spied on and fired from your job, to be waiting for you in the street ready to bludgeon you to death with every office supply you have in your cubicle.

People like you are the blisters on the taint of decent society.

Die........ you rotten fuck.

Hey, when you have finished over there, you wanna ...

2009-12-22T10:40:28.993-05:00

Hey, when you have finished over there, you wanna come over to my company and do the same?

Joss I thought you were taking it a bit easy on th...

2009-12-21T02:51:17.023-05:00

Joss
I thought you were taking it a bit easy on those good-for-nothings.
I would fire the entire sales staff - if they can' move the merchandise then they don't deserve a job. Get them all watching Glengarry Glenross at the next training meeting - Always Be Closing. Anyone not selling gets the sack.
I would also have saved up all those terminations for Christmas Eve - its the gift that keeps on giving.

@ Anonymous 1:09 Have you been looking in my bedr...

2009-12-20T22:24:24.739-05:00

@ Anonymous 1:09

Have you been looking in my bedroom window?

What I would give to knock a few other teeth out.

2009-12-20T15:30:17.853-05:00

What I would give to knock a few other teeth out.

^^ I bet Mcfred wishes it was 12 inches, and could...

2009-12-20T13:09:17.606-05:00

^^ I bet Mcfred wishes it was 12 inches, and could stick it somewhere other than his fleshlight. Big date with the TWINS tonight, eh Mcfred? My regards to Handrea and Palmela

Wow you shallow woman. You ma'am are a terribl...

2009-12-20T11:43:48.103-05:00

Wow you shallow woman. You ma'am are a terrible person. Ranking people by physical attractiveness, failed union attempts. Hey bitch you should go unscrew your head a bit, I think its a little too tight.

Hallelujah! I just found the biggest fucking bitch...

2009-12-20T03:21:12.823-05:00

Hallelujah! I just found the biggest fucking bitch ass bitch on the internet! Please come over to my place and claim your prize: my 12 inch dick in your eye!

That was great thinking on your part! There is no ...

2009-12-19T22:25:34.528-05:00

That was great thinking on your part! There is no place for friendship int he workplace. I bet productivity has skyrocketed!

Maybe you can use the money made with your promoti...

2009-12-19T19:02:29.347-05:00

Maybe you can use the money made with your promotion to get a new tooth, you horrible, horrible woman.

You call it 'no-nonsense', but you're actually just a heartless bitch who thinks gambling with the lives and incomes of humans is nothing more than a game.

Icky girl! Icky girl! Icky girl! You!

2009-12-19T18:44:06.708-05:00

Icky girl! Icky girl! Icky girl! You!

you are a giant fucking cunt.

2009-12-19T17:43:14.906-05:00

you are a giant fucking cunt.

Wow... You know, when someone just runs up behind ...

2009-12-19T15:37:50.702-05:00

Wow... You know, when someone just runs up behind you and slits your throat, I will laugh my ass off. You are probably the biggest bitch known to man. I hope your kids run away, your new husband leaves you, and you end up in a gutter filled with STD's, trying to find some rich old douche to mine off of.

I hope one of your employees snaps, brings an AK-4...

2009-12-19T13:43:52.478-05:00

I hope one of your employees snaps, brings an AK-47 to work, and fills you full of holes.
It's what you deserve.

I'm glad for the people you fired, because now...

2009-12-19T11:32:03.462-05:00

I'm glad for the people you fired, because now they don't have to work with an insufferable bitch.

Yeah I agree with the above poster,you look like a...

2009-12-19T11:31:19.344-05:00

Yeah I agree with the above poster,you look like a crack whore and are quite possibly the biggest cunt I've ever seen.