tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post7177728985445614845..comments2010-02-26T21:48:37.050-05:00Jocelyn Plumshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05481292770570771483noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-29798564418928366442010-02-26T21:48:37.050-05:002010-02-26T21:48:37.050-05:00Yarrr ~~~! There be a whale abaft the beam. <br /><br />Whats this ? She seems be a leaking some primordial ooze. <br /><br />Damn what is that smell ? <br />AHHHHHHHHHHHHH its @#$%@#$% <br /><br />Run for your lives...............<br /><br />NASTY. Just nasty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-52789454719203970822010-02-18T04:09:59.246-05:002010-02-18T04:09:59.246-05:00Ummm, lol. That doesn&#39;t sound like the best diet substance I&#39;ve ever heard of. 3-6 pounds extra over the course of a YEAR?! Ridiculous. You can lose that by not drinking for a couple of days.<br />Maybe this isn&#39;t the smartest thing to suggest to you, but you should try some Dinitrophenol (DNP). Hate to say it, but it works... you just have to read the facts first. The danger of that particular drug is overheating, so if you do use it, DON&#39;T take too much. My friend has good results with a maximum of 400mg a day, any more and you start to fail in your normal day life. <br />You may struggle to get some but try connecting with some body builders.<br />Anyway, my 2c.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-4873370264330544182010-02-11T12:10:01.273-05:002010-02-11T12:10:01.273-05:00Three syllables: Adderall. Get diagnosed with Adult-onset ADHD, and voila! It&#39;s bikini time!MoPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05365192769091577959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-30026613330597747172010-02-08T11:15:24.169-05:002010-02-08T11:15:24.169-05:00Doesn&#39;t the coke curb your appetite? Have you considered meth?<br />Bonus: no oily poops. or any for that matter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-38829240386791349182010-02-06T03:26:47.648-05:002010-02-06T03:26:47.648-05:00Girrrrl, get rid of those adult diapers. I just wear some dark orange jeans and nobody can tell the difference! They can get a little crusty by the end of the day, but you get used to it after a while.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-36566674404543572902010-02-05T17:22:36.701-05:002010-02-05T17:22:36.701-05:00I need to try that Alli. I can handle a leaky ass if it helps me stay looking fine without cutting out my chicken tenders and fries. No price is too high to pay, for a good figure. Unless that price is not eating delicious fried food!<br /><br />Also, I&#39;m totally adopting the cup and serve technique.Lisa L.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-12819907558114779612010-02-05T16:06:46.048-05:002010-02-05T16:06:46.048-05:00Anonymous @ 3;03 P.M.,your spelling and grammar are heinous. An admirer of Jocelyn will punt your anus. Your pleas shall not restrain us. Beware of Big Bart Manous<br />ohhh I am really scarred. Nothing worse than an internet tough guy<br />Why dont you go back into the basement and play with your dolls kiddo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-41846927679411764822010-02-05T13:40:05.746-05:002010-02-05T13:40:05.746-05:00bart m(anus) ill cunt punch you to tomorrow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-61019444666127607782010-02-05T12:23:31.290-05:002010-02-05T12:23:31.290-05:00&quot;Eating higher amounts of fat can cause unwanted effects, such as urgent bowel movements, diarrhea and gas with oily spotting.&quot; Are those farts the ones you &quot;Cup and Serve&quot; Phil?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-673621569352994752010-02-05T04:58:36.131-05:002010-02-05T04:58:36.131-05:00Anonymous @ 3;03 P.M.,your spelling and grammar are heinous. An admirer of Jocelyn will punt your anus. Your pleas shall not restrain us. Beware of Big Bart Manous.Bart Manousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-80543167988424475562010-02-04T15:03:32.743-05:002010-02-04T15:03:32.743-05:00while you are loosing weight why dont youget your teeth fixed also. then you may not be so uglyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-14408566490021177032010-02-04T13:42:22.755-05:002010-02-04T13:42:22.755-05:00OMFG this was hilarious! Especially the part about giving your kids Dexatrim™ for their snacks! Long live Jocelyn!!!SkaryMovieznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-40842259029926292102010-02-04T13:02:40.581-05:002010-02-04T13:02:40.581-05:00mmm, thanks Jocelyn<br /><br />you inspired me to throw my lunch in the trashAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-71261798838385600902010-02-04T11:50:41.982-05:002010-02-04T11:50:41.982-05:00Awesome as always.bgeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00153641592992936894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-75147208229032521892010-02-04T11:27:41.163-05:002010-02-04T11:27:41.163-05:00lol, awesome...<br />weight loss blog of the day.cmourslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-27518905980880475332010-02-04T11:16:20.917-05:002010-02-04T11:16:20.917-05:00You must go to the Subway at the Watkins Center in Midlothian- that&#39;s the filthiest Subway I&#39;ve ever been in, and I haven&#39;t been able to bring myself to go to any of the other ones in the Richmond area since eating at that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-27873239337954295502010-02-04T11:02:59.849-05:002010-02-04T11:02:59.849-05:00Thnx Jocelyn [/sarcasm] - I will never eat in Subway againAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com