Comments on Jocelyn's Corner: Roommates suck!

Stop breathing my air! you waste of life! You were...

2010-03-06T04:44:13.988-05:00

Stop breathing my air! you waste of life! You were an appalling room mate! who doesn't have the brains to see it!

You are a perfect human being. I am now going to w...

2010-03-05T22:39:13.550-05:00

You are a perfect human being.
I am now going to waste an enormous mount of time reading and savoring every post.
Keep up the good work.

Do the world a favor and die. Thanks

2010-02-23T11:57:23.517-05:00

Do the world a favor and die. Thanks

Don't EVER fix those teeth, and don't let ...

2010-01-01T03:26:57.153-05:00

Don't EVER fix those teeth, and don't let them get you down. You're PERFECT just the way you are...., about five hundred miles away from me!!! LOLz.

I love kim chee.

2009-11-24T11:00:52.870-05:00

I love kim chee.

You are a complete disgrace to all mothers. Not to...

2009-11-03T23:15:37.292-05:00

You are a complete disgrace to all mothers. Not to mention you are a pathetic one. I actually feel sorry for you. Go get some self-respect for yourself. You are a sad excuse for a woman. Also go get your teeth fixed. Peace.

OMG! Your r so like my hero!!!

2009-10-28T14:20:02.389-04:00

OMG! Your r so like my hero!!!

I think I love you.

2009-09-30T04:11:15.669-04:00

I think I love you.

Yes! The old kimchi bomb!!!

2009-09-20T23:11:58.628-04:00

Yes! The old kimchi bomb!!!

I find that even a small container of Thai ferment...

2009-09-08T03:56:30.118-04:00

I find that even a small container of Thai fermented shrimp paste can do wonders to get the point across, when placed into a very hot dryer full of a roomate's clothes...the perfect remedy for tightasses like that roomate. Maybe you could track her down at a laundromat, just fer old times' sake?

I think you're a genius. I've heard that ...

2009-09-04T20:27:24.173-04:00

I think you're a genius.

I've heard that shrimp tails stuffed into curtain rods tend to be the slow burn of roommate revenge - ya know, just in case you're in a bad sitch in the future and are stuck for inspiration.

You are the most meanest of the mean women I have ...

2009-09-01T22:07:31.822-04:00

You are the most meanest of the mean women I have ever not met. Call me later? Please?
Ame in TN

Jesus it's an American with a sense of humour!...

2009-08-29T16:00:25.865-04:00

Jesus it's an American with a sense of humour!!! Fair fucks. After reading about your driving habits and your excellent parenting advice I might even have to give you my totally unique but pointless Dog's Bollox award.

Your blog is like the croutons in toenail soup. Crunchy but in a good way.

You know... I've read a few of these... and ...

2009-08-28T19:51:24.515-04:00

You know... I've read a few of these... and I can't figure out why anyone would read this shit. Or give a fuck about you. Or this site.

I won't be back. You are disgusting and a waste of time.

Heh... I always wondered what happened to Uday and...

2009-08-28T10:45:53.901-04:00

Heh... I always wondered what happened to Uday and Qusay's long-lost little sister. How prescient of Grand Funk to make an 8+ minute song about you 4 years before you were even born!

You've been given an award! Come check it out!...

2009-08-28T01:20:20.250-04:00

You've been given an award! Come check it out!! :) http://beatniksbeatonlife.blogspot.com/2009/08/im-lovely-blogger.html

this is fucking outstanding.

2009-08-28T01:17:46.334-04:00

this is fucking outstanding.

You had a sugar daddy? Why do you never talk abo...

2009-08-27T20:46:29.677-04:00

You had a sugar daddy?

Why do you never talk about him?

Daaaaamn, NICE touch with the kimchee! I'm wri...

2009-08-27T17:40:55.112-04:00

Daaaaamn, NICE touch with the kimchee! I'm writin' that one down for the next grudge I hold. Hope you didn't get any cabbage or glass in your bush, though, that would be a venge-buzz kill for reals!

The City of Angels has perfect housemates for you....

2009-08-27T16:54:15.658-04:00

The City of Angels has perfect housemates for you. Might i suggest you take a visit there? Best Wishes!!
-Angel

Jocely, this is lovely and all but I really feel l...

2009-08-27T15:17:26.840-04:00

Jocely, this is lovely and all but I really feel like I'm beginning to miss the day to day of your life, honey. I like it when you recounted your frugality by getting your laptop for next to nothing. I like to hear about what a great parent you as you struggle to expertly raise several children in this big nasty world. I miss hearing about you in the present, Jocelyn. I really do.

The beauty of having a 50-year-old sugar daddy is ...

2009-08-27T12:19:44.266-04:00

The beauty of having a 50-year-old sugar daddy is that someone that old doesn't care much about your grooming habits (or lack thereof).

Wow! Just WOW! you should win a nobel prize for th...

2009-08-27T12:10:17.784-04:00

Wow! Just WOW! you should win a nobel prize for this one! and your bush covered lady bits? I snewed a piece of carrot out of my nose on that one.

don't let dem haters hate on u, u should be my...

2009-08-27T11:03:26.368-04:00

don't let dem haters hate on u, u should be my roomie we can fuck it together!

It sounds like your old roommate was a real bitch....

2009-08-27T10:43:02.196-04:00

It sounds like your old roommate was a real bitch. I had a pain in the ass roommate once and i used to stick his toothbrush in the sweaty part of my butt cheeks every night. I was able to sleep much easier knowing that he was eating some of my shit because i was sick of putting up with his.