Comments on Jocelyn's Corner: Little punks!

Love how you throw out your line and get so many b...

2010-10-21T01:11:04.831-04:00

Love how you throw out your line and get so many bites from these mindless fish-heads. Beautiful.

Fuckin RIGHT, Jocelyn. Brandon needs to learn how ...

2010-03-31T15:37:07.279-04:00

Fuckin RIGHT, Jocelyn. Brandon needs to learn how to be a MAN. Those kids are terrible influences, and I completely blame the parents. Keep fighting the good fight.

You are effen awesome! And i think you're doin...

2010-03-30T20:15:30.955-04:00

You are effen awesome! And i think you're doing your son a huge favor! You do not want the boy to grow up to be a pussy like Phil!

I have some bad news, your son is gay.

2010-03-21T01:15:50.185-04:00

I have some bad news, your son is gay.

"Anonymous" says: "Pink also stand...

2010-03-20T10:16:23.268-04:00

"Anonymous" says:

"Pink also stands for alot of things, you stupid motherfucker."

Well, I think that just drives the point home. Would you really want your little man out there passing out breast cancer awareness pamphlets, wearing pink ribbons? It starts with pink tumblers, next it's ribbons, and before you know it, he'll be strutting in front of the mirror in your lace panties and good red pumps. Gotta nip that shit in the bud!

Your an absolute NOB head and I hope your son trie...

2010-03-17T12:00:43.500-04:00

Your an absolute NOB head and I hope your son tries new things and doesn't listen to narrow minded, self centered cunt like you!

Breast cancer awareness? We all know get the dirti...

2010-03-16T13:34:30.361-04:00

Breast cancer awareness? We all know get the dirties.. Lose a boob..
Brandon needs the shit kicked out of him a time or two to toughen his little flowery ass up! If I was you I would get one of his female cousins and show him what a real man should be doing!
Tough love and a good leather belt solves most of these problems!

Yo Lady, Grounding a kid for a month over summer v...

2010-03-16T11:47:11.784-04:00

Yo Lady,
Grounding a kid for a month over summer vacation for drinking out of a pink cup is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. Pink also stands for breast cancer awareness, perhaps young Brandon was showing his support? Pink also stands for alot of things, you stupid motherfucker. Maybe he just picked the first one he saw, maybe your slob ass didn't clean enough cups for him...You are a heinuous bitch and i hope your son grows up to be gay as hell and fuck a bunch of guys in front of your face.

this blog always brings out the best and most crea...

2010-03-15T16:34:52.971-04:00

this blog always brings out the best and most creative uses of the word cunt I have ever seen. Just fantastic. Anyway Brandon sounds like he needs a trip to the Paper Moon ASAP

Make him get a tattoo. Maybe some of those cool lo...

2010-03-15T13:45:22.129-04:00

Make him get a tattoo. Maybe some of those cool looking tear drops under one of his eyes? Or those cattle brand things that the NFL dudes have are pretty cool. I would also though out all of his books and let him only have nudie mags. Get arid of those clothes too. Just give him ripped up bluejeans and t shirts. Maybe a shower limit of once a week? Keep up the good work J. This world already has enough fairies and pansy asses. DON'T LET YOUR SON BECOME ONE!! May God bless you.

Jocelyn, go suck a big fat dick you dumb ugly bitc...

2010-03-14T21:10:38.808-04:00

Jocelyn, go suck a big fat dick you dumb ugly bitch!!

These posts keep getting better...don't know w...

2010-03-14T08:22:14.673-04:00

These posts keep getting better...don't know whether the posts or the misguided comments are funnier. You sure know how to yank some chains! I just happened to stumble across this several months ago and I've read everything...keep it up, I'm hooked!

Wow. You shouldn't breed. Before we begin, no...

2010-03-13T18:38:30.237-05:00

Wow. You shouldn't breed.

Before we begin, no I'm not a parent, but this is a terrifying read for anyone who thinks cognitively.

You need to get the fuck away from the television or your hick friends, and understand a few things about parenting and school.

By the sounds of what goes through your head, you are fast-tracking Brandon to grow up to be another fucking idiot - such as yourself.

Kids are a direct result of the parenting they receive. It worries me you think you need to protect your son from satanic things; when you're worried about Brandon becoming a pussy, how about you stop parenting like one. Do you have any idea what kids these days know?

You're so set on him being cool during elementary, where you just need to fuck off. Once grade school ends, nothing fucking matters. He'll be better for the books he's read and being intellectually smart - YOUR job as a parent is to guide him to ensure he's not doing his own actions wrong.

It's a common misconception people will make, such as yourself, that the second you have a kid you're intelligent. Unfortunately you're a lost cause, and I hope your son doesn't continue your 'legacy'.

Keep encouraging him to persue the contact sports,...

2010-03-13T16:53:31.887-05:00

Keep encouraging him to persue the contact sports, football, hockey, etc. where he can learn some real man skills but in a controlled environment. It may be a year or so early but you might want to help him find some porn on the interent, it worked for my son. He barely spends any time on homework but goes through 2 boxes of kleenex a week. Hopefully the testosterone will kick in soon.

As to these whack job commenters that want you to permit or even encourage outside play, just ignore them. Have none of these morons ever heard of skin cancer, malaria, venomous snakes, dog attacks, tick fever, bird flu, acid rain and falling satellites? Keep him inside where it is safe. God didn't teach man to build houses and then intend for them to let their children run around outside.

you are one ugly cunt

2010-03-13T12:33:54.421-05:00

you are one ugly cunt

you are nuts!!!! Theres nothing wrong with your so...

2010-03-13T10:36:27.649-05:00

you are nuts!!!! Theres nothing wrong with your son or the other kid. Damn, let your kid out to get some sun on his body and let him get his hands dirty. Whats wrong with video games?? Youre gonna keep the kid locked up and he's gonna beat the record for the world's largest man. Lay off the kids.

wow, you're a moronic parent who doesn't d...

2010-03-13T10:02:59.427-05:00

wow, you're a moronic parent who doesn't deserve to have a kid. I feel sorry for Brandon.

No good can come from reading books and getting go...

2010-03-12T23:56:48.711-05:00

No good can come from reading books and getting good grades. All you end up with is a bunch of college loans and a kid working at Starbucks. Sounds like his friends are turning into little Eichmans. A little too Stepford like for me.

This is the computer age. Kids need to develop their skills with computer games. If you feel interaction with others is really necessary then get them playing online but this outdoor interaction is a dead end. Considering how quickly we are destroying the environment according to Al Gore, kids need to be conditioned to lead an indoor online life. I really think you are on track with your parenting and applaud you for your foresight.

THANK YOU FOR SAVING AMERICA. GOD BLESS YOU. YOU A...

2010-03-12T23:07:46.539-05:00

THANK YOU FOR SAVING AMERICA. GOD BLESS YOU. YOU ARE A SAINT AMIDST BLASPHEMERS

hey Jocelyn i was worried about you. There was to ...

2010-03-12T21:56:40.088-05:00

hey Jocelyn i was worried about you. There was to much time since your last blog. I was on my way to richmond to check the jails... don't ever do that again

I am not sure what cracks me up more: reading your...

2010-03-12T12:44:12.597-05:00

I am not sure what cracks me up more: reading your brilliant posts or the funny comments by those people who dont understand this kind of humor.

I guess I like both :)

Thanks for a few more good and well needed giggles !

Susan

Hey Jocelyn, I just wanted to say that you're ...

2010-03-12T12:41:42.076-05:00

Hey Jocelyn, I just wanted to say that you're a wonderful person, and I think you're a great mother. I know that if my mom hadn't made me stop listening to that "pussy" nirvana grunge and stop wearing those "preppy" clothes I would have turned out much different than I am today. I have no self-esteem issues, and I ...

Oh it'll have to wait. Mom's calling from upstairs.

You're the perfect example why brothers and si...

2010-03-12T10:31:14.273-05:00

You're the perfect example why brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.

Ok, Brandon is only 9 but I think someone's ga...

2010-03-12T02:41:59.125-05:00

Ok, Brandon is only 9 but I think someone's gaydar should be going off like crazy.
You better get some more testosterone into that kid - stat!

That Phil is a lucky man. And damn those kids. Kha...

2010-03-11T23:23:22.755-05:00

That Phil is a lucky man. And damn those kids. Khaki's, that's just asking for an ass whooping...